Hey! I'm Edward. I'm a writer, entrepreneur, and I've got a voice like an angel--please contain your jealousy.

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Somewhere in Jamaica Plain hungover, but QUICHE as FUCK #TBT

Somewhere in Jamaica Plain hungover, but QUICHE as FUCK #TBT

joselynhughes:

me

joselynhughes:

me

I also wrote about my favorite new reality show that you absolutely need to watch

My wifey wrote this, and it’s super brillz and honest.  But I gotta say: I’m a huge fan of DOUG already.  Like, he’s honestly not that repulsive (or even repulsive at all), Jamie.  Or should I say, Ja’mie.

(Source: molls)

I waited three fucking months for this moment to happen.  Aviva throwing her leg was OLYMPIAN, PERFECT, EVERYTHING.  In fact, I needed a cigarette right after.

I waited three fucking months for this moment to happen.  Aviva throwing her leg was OLYMPIAN, PERFECT, EVERYTHING.  In fact, I needed a cigarette right after.

I was expecting to find at least 400 GIFS of this moment (when Pickles stared at SONJA while she confronted Lu-Man about running off with Harry).

I was expecting to find at least 400 GIFS of this moment (when Pickles stared at SONJA while she confronted Lu-Man about running off with Harry).

latimes:

President Obama said today that the missile that downed a Malaysia Airlines jet in Ukraine yesterday, killing 298 people aboard, was fired from territory controlled by pro-Russia separatists. A U.S. official earlier had told The Times that U.S. intelligence agencies reached a preliminary conclusion that pro-Russia separatists in Ukraine fired the missile. The U.S. is seeking further intelligence before reaching a final conclusion, the official said.
A powerful Buk missile launcher may have brought down the plane. Learn more about it above.

Here’s a brief, completely-not-disturbing/chilling overview of what brought down Flight MH17.

latimes:

President Obama said today that the missile that downed a Malaysia Airlines jet in Ukraine yesterday, killing 298 people aboard, was fired from territory controlled by pro-Russia separatists. A U.S. official earlier had told The Times that U.S. intelligence agencies reached a preliminary conclusion that pro-Russia separatists in Ukraine fired the missile. The U.S. is seeking further intelligence before reaching a final conclusion, the official said.

A powerful Buk missile launcher may have brought down the plane. Learn more about it above.

Here’s a brief, completely-not-disturbing/chilling overview of what brought down Flight MH17.

@Aaliyah 4eva

@Aaliyah 4eva

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So my gay B.F.F. and I had a pretty nuclear, epic fight.  It lasted for approximately three months.  Without going into too much detail: he started dating this trashy, inbred-looking motherfucker with a Louis Vuitton tattoo on his hip and subsequently lost his damn mind.  

Quick life advice: never date someone with a Louis Vuitton tattoo on their hip for extremely obvious reasons.

So I gave my B.F.F. his space.  If he was going to date some loser and mistreat me in the process; I had no issues temporarily stepping away from the friendship.  But I’d be lying if I didn’t mention that it was a painful experience.  

Sometimes people drift apart, and for some reason, once you turn 30: you start to the cut the fat out of your life.  Actually, you cut the cancer out of your social circles, and you sliver your friendships down to only the most loyal, most loving, most ride-or-die bitches in your iPhone Address book.  

Fast forward to three months later: my gay B.F.F. and I met up at Zinque last night for drinks (you never do dinner because it doesn’t really allow for a swift exit in case you need to be like,

"You’re delusional, Peace! [please remember that, kittens]).  

After I unloaded on him and spoke my truth for over an hour, we mutually agreed to put this experience behind us and move forward in a new way.  And I’m super glad we did.

If you’re a fan of the #RHONY, you’ll know what I mean when I say that he’s really the Frick to my Frack, the Ramona to my Sonja (he’s as crazy as Ramona btw).  At one point, Ramona and Sonja didn’t talk for like 5-7 years because they had some fight, but they had been friends for a really long time already and somehow reunited.  

And that’s what last night felt like with me and my B.F.F.  He’s not perfect, and neither am I.  But as long as we can be honest with each other; I think it’ll always be a good friendship.  Besides, like I said to him last night, “I just can’t stay mad [at you}, Singer.”

Guys, I’m hosting an @hellogiggles UCB show this Saturday night at 10pm, and quite frankly — it’s going to be fabulous. Get your tickets here: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/33763                  Stories by @marissaaross @ryanoconn @diablocody + more ❤️❤️❤️

Guys, I’m hosting an @hellogiggles UCB show this Saturday night at 10pm, and quite frankly — it’s going to be fabulous. Get your tickets here: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/33763 Stories by @marissaaross @ryanoconn @diablocody + more ❤️❤️❤️

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