KiNdAfaBuLous
Earlier tonight, I was laying in bed with my giant dog, and when she got up to jump off the bed-I noticed a long, thick string hanging out of her derriere. Since I didn’t want my dog running around with a long, thick string hanging out of her derriere, I put on some gloves and attempted to remove this foreign item from my puppy’s anus.
When I pulled on the string, it felt strangely thick, and when I pulled it out as far as I could-I felt something larger attached to it; and my dog yelped since I couldn’t pull it out. Pondering what this long string could be attached to-I panicked at the thought of it being a dead rodent. And then I really started flipping out-thinking that this was a dead mouse’s tail that I was pulling on, which meant my dog had been running around with a dead rodent inside her ass-laying on my bed, licking my face.
All of these thoughts petrified me. Not being able to cope with the realistic possibility of this being a dead rodent, I called my sister and told her to come home immediately to survey the situation. Putting on some sanitary gloves, she took Gia outside and pulled on this string as hard as she could-fearing that a dead rodent would come out with the pulling of that string.
Fortunately, it was just a piece of rope, as opposed to a dead rodent’s tail. This picture was taken shortly after.
Amy Grant- Baby Baby
They started playing Amy Grant at the market, and suddenly the upper half of my body spontaneously started swaying side to side and my hips were gyrating fore and aft and I danced like no one was watching in the pasta section.
(Source: musicigrewupwith, via musicigrewupwith)
Anonymous
Q: love the shirt! where'd you get it?
A:
Thank You! It’s a vintage, pale blue Hugo Boss Denim number that I got in this quaint thrift shop near Aspen, Colorado. The buttons on it are so cool and amazing, and I feel like it belonged to some i.r.l. Brokeback Mountainesque cowboy. It was such a great find, so I will definitely cherish and love it forever!
A friend of mine told me that I like to “show off man cleavage-a lot.” And that made me laugh, because I never really gave it a lot, but I suppose I do like to rock the low-buttoned-shirt-look quite frequently. At 28, I’m really just starting to grow some chest hair, and now I feel perfectly comfortable leaving an extra button or two undone (within reason) and allowing my budding chest hair to breathe free. Also, I don’t like feeling constricted in the neck or shoulder area, so that’s my other reason for rocking this low-buttoned-shirt-look. In essence, it’s all about comfort. Whatever makes you feel most comfortable is how you have to exist.
