I don’t want no minute man
Chace passed the bar!!! NOW fun times begin. Time to go buck at the LONDON!!!!
Today was shitty, tonights gonna be a good night L”chaim!
I wonder what Bridget Fonda is up to tonight?
What would you guys do if I announced my engagement in 2 weeks???...
Would you guys absolutely freak!? If in 14 days I was like, “OMG YOU GUYS I”M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!! LIKE KLOE KARDASHIAN!!!!!” Would you be happy for me, like Kris?, Or, would you be skeptical like Bruce??? Or would you be on the fence like Kim and Kourtney?? I’m curious to see you guys….
STalkeR-StATUs
So…After I lost that dude’s business card, I took it upon myself to enlist the help of my friends to “locate” him. Basically, it involved searching facebook for a good 30 minutes, a few phone calls, a few emails, and a few BBM’s, and I ended up with his full name, cell phone number, facebook profile, and work email, lol :) Then, I figured, life isn’t gonna just happen TO me, so I took it upon myself to email him on facebook, and of COURSE, all the doubts of “maybe he really didn’t like me as much I thought he did” and “maybe he’ll think I’m a stalkeroni sauce,” etc. popped up. I’m happy to report that he wrote me back and gave not only his cell phone number but his work one too!!!! He didn’t know I already had those already. THOUGHT HE KNEW!!!! :)
GAYMOUS
- Me: OMG! There's JP calderon!!! He's soo hot!
- Traivor: Who's that???
- Me: He's a model! He was on Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
- Traivor: Ohhh I never heard of him....
- Me: What!? He's like totally Gaymous!
I’m definitely very supportive of the Rockabilly Aesthetic, but I think homegirl in the red 1958 Pontiac with her updo be takin her image a little too seriously.
Apparently, I see my gay homeless friend lookin’ cause my ass in these jeans got him shookin’ (he told me so ewwww) lol
My Lesbians DO.NOT.PLAY.
Last night, I was out with my friend/soulmate, C, and some of “les girls,” at a NO on H8 event at HERE (celebrity guests included, Steve-O, Brooke Hogan, and JoJo :) ), and shit got BUCK. Here’s what happened: my friend, Rachel, had an incident with her ex, who got wild on her and got all up in her face and started yelling at her and things got physical. Rachel is about 5’10, C is about 6’2, and this “ex”- aka ugly ass bitch is about 5’8. C, being the brave person that she is, was not about to let some bitch push her friend around, so she bear-hugged the girl from behind and pulled her off of Rachel. It startled me a little because I saw some girl being physical with my friends and I was pissed off that I couldn’t do anything about it. Trust-I would have clocked her if it wasn’t socially unacceptable (I’ve punched dudes before in self-defense), but yeah. It made me very upset/angered to see some woman be physical with my two friends, when she could have been an adult about it. Instead, she chose to get all “crunk and hype” about it. Seeing as how I couldn’t do anything, I walked over to security and told them to have her thrown out on her ass (I’ve known them for tons of years). Anyway, they came over to my friends and asked what they wanted to do, and they were like, “oh it’s ok we’re fine now.” I was appalled: you don’t let some random, crazy bitch get physical with you and then let her stand 10 feet away from you planning her next move (they didn’t realize she was still in the bar). Hilariously, I also found out that this crazy bitch is a COP! Of all the professions in the world, she was a COP! So there you have it: a COP on a power trip! After that little drama, we resumed watching JoJo at the No on h8 event; it was pretty cool.
