Hey! I'm Edward. I'm a writer, entrepreneur, and I've got a voice like an angel--please contain your jealousy.

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     Here are my sweeties. First, there’s Diego From the City. He didn’t go to the wedding, only the reception, so the shorts and scruff are totally acceptable. His skin, so soft. His thighs, so thick. His brain, so big. Ohhhh-kay, moving on.

     The second guy, who was a friend of a friend, looked like the Tunisian version of Mark Ruffalo. But it wasn’t just his looks that attracted me, it was the way he carried himself. His slinky body, mannerisms, and way he glided across the floor that totally suggested a gay bone. He was gentle and kind, and really smart, speaking English better than any other person there. I smelt gayness and tried my hardest to befriend him, hoping that maybe I’d get my wedding BJ, but he smelt gay back and knew that I was trouble. Not wanting to draw negative attention, he kept his distance and we played a game of cat and mouse the entire wedding. Or maybe he was just straight? Either way, I’d give him my green card. 

Babe, I respect your crazy so much.

I mean, have you ever seen a more perfect entry table?? #EliseElliot #Icon #tbt

I mean, have you ever seen a more perfect entry table?? #EliseElliot #Icon #tbt

Before there was Michael Sam, there was @edwardhansen #32 #never4get

Before there was Michael Sam, there was @edwardhansen #32 #never4get

Tonight is the Pisces Full Moon, so I’ve decided to drink my spritzer out of Charlene, because Charlene represents everything positive, hopeful, and lovely. Also, Charlene loves Elvis, and she believes in “signs”, and she once dated a guy named “Shadow,” so cheers to you Charlene and this Pisces Moon 🌠🌝🌚

Tonight is the Pisces Full Moon, so I’ve decided to drink my spritzer out of Charlene, because Charlene represents everything positive, hopeful, and lovely. Also, Charlene loves Elvis, and she believes in “signs”, and she once dated a guy named “Shadow,” so cheers to you Charlene and this Pisces Moon 🌠🌝🌚

"It’s better to be looked over than overlooked"-Mae West

"It’s better to be looked over than overlooked"-Mae West

OMG I’m a MEME!

OMG I’m a MEME!

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN @itsmolls #drunkhistory #FIRSTLADIES #❤️

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN @itsmolls #drunkhistory #FIRSTLADIES #❤️

Guys, Nordstrom’s Rack just gets me.

Guys, Nordstrom’s Rack just gets me.

Obviously, Gia has been slaying the sweetest, most precious, most gorgeous puppy game for a minute now, but I really couldn’t have dreamed up a more perfect creature to love, love, love ❤️❤️❤️ #NationalDogDay

Obviously, Gia has been slaying the sweetest, most precious, most gorgeous puppy game for a minute now, but I really couldn’t have dreamed up a more perfect creature to love, love, love ❤️❤️❤️ #NationalDogDay

VEGA: One-of-A-Kind Coffee that Changes Lives

If you LOVE coffee, you should read/click on this. Actually, even if you don’t love coffee (cuz you’re a freak), you should still read this.

First of all, I can’t even get into the millions of ways that VEGA is changing the COFFEE GAME (not so much that it’s a game, but you know what I mean) FOREVER/5EVER, but it is!

So you should donate to their kickstarter, because you care about the world/coffee/people besides yourself!  And you will really be donating to yourself if you can get your hands on some premium VEGA coffee, because as their mission statement says:

"We empower coffee farmers to process their own premium beans, and connect them directly with coffee lovers on our online marketplace." So GET RIGHT like J-Lo 2000+late, and donate!  

Click on that link (or here) to find out more about Vega Coffee/donate to a great business empowering coffee farmers in Central America, and please feel free to reblog as well!  

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