To Publicly Shame or Not To Publicly Shame—THAT is the ?!?
So I’m sitting next to this clumsy-WALRUS-of-a-man at Susina Bakery, who just spilled an entire glass of water on the floor (some even splattered on my jeans), and is now pretending like he didn’t just spill that entire glass of water on the floor.
No sir. He’s just going about his day, and he couldn’t care less about the spill. And of course, OCD-ME is just staring at the puddle of water, freaking out that someone may walk by and slip on it, leading to possible bodily injuries and a subsequent lawsuit for some poor innocent passersby.
And that ain’t right. This man should know better. First of all, he should try to clean up this spill on his own, so he doesn’t inconvenience the staff of hardworking people, all busy doing their jobs. Secondly, if he doesn’t intend to do that, he should get up off his WALRUS-ass and alert someone so no one gets hurt.
Now, because of this man’s selfish apathy, I need to a) write this TUMBLR post; and then b) get up and go alert the Susina staff so someone can clean up this spill. Trust and believe I’d clean this up myself, but I’d probably throw the wet paper towels in his face (or something else equally publicly shaming).
Perhaps me getting up to go tell someone else about this spill is also somewhat aggressively publicly shaming? But what can I say? Sometimes, the public needs to be more ashamed.
THAT MUG SHOT THO.
Earlier, a mug shot popped up on my twitter, and I couldn’t believe how good-looking the “assailant” was. Now, don’t get it twisted: I’m not one of those insane chicks who’s writing to the Scott Peterson like:
"Marry me, Scott!? And please send me your semen so I can procreate with you so that we can carry on your monstrous, murder-y genes; because I’m a lonely shell of a human with no self-esteem who should probably be seeking in intensive therapy, instead of some sociopathic jailbird."
Nope, I’m not one of those. Not really. It’s just that I saw this one dude’s mugshot and was like, ‘Oh damn! He fine’. And again, look, I get it: my first reaction to someone’s mug shot shouldn’t be*ERECTION*, but some of those prisoners really are smokin’ (and I don’t just mean illegal substances).
I guess there’s no real point to this post other than I’ll be catching up on a little MSNBC’s “LOCK UP” this weekend.
Love @midnight SO MUCH. Also, who knew the grossest thing I’ve ever tweeted would be my most popular?? #’Merica