November 2009
Just spent $45 to get spray tanned… Who am I???
October 2009
folkinz:
no doubt: don’t speak
Ok, I bought...
I just want a LIFE partner in crime
93.5 is coming correct with the jams today
Cruising to BONE THUGz IN HARMONY “These are the Dayz of Our Lives” aka life is musically privileged this afternoon
"I'm just a shell; I'm a sensitive man"
That Voxtrot lyric best describes how I’ve been feeling lately in regards to an old situation with a certain somebody that somehow resurfaced as a present pain in my life. Without being too specific, I met a closeted guy online and we never met, but he fucked with me psychologically, spiritually, emotionally, all the “-allys” one can think of that are heart wrenching and shitty,...
Dear Broken Heart,
christinefriar:
Heal, damnit.
For the love of God, please heal.
Being really patient with you, Christine
Soooooooo familiar, Christine :)
h8 u 4eva
I think that’s the myspace-aim-appropriate way of telling someone that u HATE them. :)
I like the word, REGAL, as well as its implications
I'm a HOT MESS
I’m soo gross. I naturally have some pretty gross habits, but since I”ve been acting like an institutionalized depressive for the past two weeks, my hot messiness is off the charts. Example 1: yesterday I forgot to brush my teeth. 2: I haven’t done laundry in over a month. 3: I’m wearing a dirty INDIANA JONES sweat shirt that I got at Disneyland over a month ago to...
Omg I just saw a woman who looks like Jill Zarin driving a blue maserati on highland! Jill gurrrrl, was that you??
Since it's really windy out today...
reallykatie:
kindafabulous:
I’m gonna make sure that all of my posts today are mysterious, whimsical, airy, lush, windy, etc. Those are all the things that I associate with the wind. I’m quite positive that those are all of your associations too, so you’ll have no trouble feeling the spirits of these future posts. Also, I’ll make sure that chimes are somehow integrated into the posts as...
Since it's really windy out today...
I’m gonna make sure that all of my posts today are mysterious, whimsical, airy, lush, windy, etc. Those are all the things that I associate with the wind. I’m quite positive that those are all of your associations too, so you’ll have no trouble feeling the spirits of these future posts. Also, I’ll make sure that chimes are somehow integrated into the posts as well. ...
I'm a Genius in a Bottle, don't Rub me the wrong...
That’s how I be threatening people.
It feels like Chicago weather in LA today :) I love it
To be STRANGE or STRANGAY pronounced "STRON-JAY"
I just noticed that my new favorite way to say the word “strange,” or “STRONJAY,” should really be spelled “STRANGAY” because I’m gay. Get it?
My Nanny and the Origins of my Quirkyness
Around midnight last night, on our way home from work, my sister and I were discussing my inherent weirdness/quirkyness and its origins. Since both my parents/family are kind of conservative and nerdy (allbeit with excellent senses of humor), we agreed that it would have been really hard for me to acquire most of my quirky habits from them, since they lack quirky habits/don’t encourage...
I loooooooooove the wind. It reminds me of stormy nights off the coast of England that I’ve never experienced
OMG! I'm at work late again whatta surprise like I...
Let’s contextualize: I’m working late to do some billing so I can get some/major $$$. I betta get something out of this. Like a Mercedes or BMW-kinda something outta this. Shhhhhhhiiiit.
Levi Johnston 90% sure he'll go full-frontal for... →
Um, like, Thank YOU. You’re hot, dumb as rocks, but hot, and I wouldn’t mind seeing the full frontal version of you either. TYK!
TumBLR film festival: Survey says....
Fabulous. Many hugs and kisses ensued. Everyone was such a vivrant thing. The films were really good. Even the films that weren’t necessarily poking fun at themselves emoted a certain quality that I found very tender. Free booze to boot!!!! Plus, it seemed like a lot of people understood the significance and powerful quality of “thought you knew,” so overall I was quite...
What? Did you or Dad find a picture of a dick pic...
My sister: Edward, I have to talk to you about something important....
Me: What? Did u or Dad find a picture of a dick on a computer again or something?? LOL
My sister: lol I'm glad u give yourself so much amusement
Like my coffee, I've been kinda bitter, but for...
I’ve been a little down lately. Ugh, I feel whiney even writing that, but in truth I have been feeling a little overwhelmed by all the stress at work and the complete disaster that is my dating life. Anyway, I’ve been thinking a lot, and I have a TON to be grateful for, and I have a fabulous existence and I also have faith that everything will work out the ways it’s supposed to...
Time to dust off my Leather Pants-the TUMBLR film...
I’m feeling like tonight’s going to be a good night.
The LAST Single BOY
I know I’m not the last single boy, but most of my friends are in relationships at the moment, and my single-ness is feeling distinctly tangible (at the moment). The last guy I met that I’ve actually had feelings for lives in NYC (of course he does!), so what’s a boy to do? Dating in LA feels impossible, and I don’t even think I’m that choosey, but I definitely know...
I FLY ABOVE; I, I FLY ABOVE (All the Haters)
I was out tonight for a bit having a few cocktails (before I have to go to work), and I saw some haters out tonight (the ‘scene’ is filled with HATERS!), and like Candi Burruss, I flew above it. Rather than reciprocating their own negativity, I killed them with kindness. Often, it’s very difficult to do that, but I decided to fly above tonight.
Just had the miley cyrus milkshake at millions of milkshakes like and the jay z song was onnnn!!!!!
“Crayray”-chace
Ego soo big I must admit I got every reason to feel like I’m that bitch
At macys bev center having flashbacks to 1987
Campbell Scott: if u are single and down to date me, I’m at the cha cha come hit this
Glendora from Bewitched exploited her powers just like I would if I had magical powers
Just saw a hipster girl with blonde and orange two tone hair aka hipster vitamin C
Should I hyphenate my name to Hansen-Meloni
imemilya:
kindafabulous:
Or should I just be simple about it and be Edward Meloni, or I could be really teaditional and be Mrs. Chris Meloni? I’m so independent its really hard to give up one’s identity for love….
Then can you guys adopt me?!?!? PLZ?
Believe Dat BOO!
