October 2009
“BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU GOT A LOT OF TALENT”
– My DAD :)
It’s 1:30 am and I was feeling a little nervous about the future, but my Dad reassured me cause he’s the Man.
please Lord send me some discipline
po’ Lil Wayne….squeezin his brain about why he got caught with weed and a .40 =got arrested. damn.
ya THICK . ya THICK. and YA THICCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!
Should I hyphenate my name to Hansen-Meloni
Or should I just be simple about it and be Edward Meloni, or I could be really traditional and be Mrs. Chris Meloni? I’m so independent its really hard to give up one’s identity for love….
OLd ScHooL kindafabulous: the Whitney Houston vs....
Wendy: You're a real trip, Whitney....
Whitney: I've been around the worrrrld!
Wendy: What are you doing right now?
Whitney: I'm just chillllllin on a Miami balcony
Wendy: who's there with u?
Whitney: my dog and Tommy G from Arista
Wendy: oh really? What are they up to?
Whitney: pacin'.....telling me that if I'm feelin froggy I better not LEAP!
Wendy: I bet u and Bobby have wild, circus sex
Whitney: sigh... Oh my gawd...I'm about to....
Wendy: (giggling) I would love to be a fly on the wall
Whitney: I bet u would like that...you nassssssty, Wendy. You naaasssssty....
Wendy: its been a pleasure interviewing you
Whitney: I know but do me a favor, watch what the FUCK say, Baby GURRL!
Wendy: but Whitney, watch what you do!
Whitney: I'm grown... Like I said watch what the FUCK u say BABY GURRRL.....
At my plant, i just met a man who's completely...
And I’m finding myself both terrified and turned on all at once. He’s here helping out and I know he was in prison, but maybe he needs a good boy to keep him in line like thought he knew!
"Ya THICK! Ya THICK! Ya THICK!"
Last night, me and wifey felt it appropriate to scream at random bystanders as we were driving by them. Particularly the men we saw…
I'm sooo Pure you guys
Pure as the slushy, dirrrrrrrrrrrrrty, be-littered snow you can find on the street corner of Newbury and Mass Ave
(That’s dedicated to all the Massachusetts tumblrs up in This cause they will know that reference).
Penis on my desktop
My father may or may not have used my computer last night only to find a picture of a penis on the desktop.=========NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Leave me Alone, Crickets….”
– Me=speaking directly to all the crickets that have randomly populated my storage porch, not to be confused with crickets, my fun, new euphemism
At milk depressed… thought some crispy chicken would cure my depressh but they’re out!
Kandi Burruss
Just in case Kandi ever reads this TUMBLR, I want her to know that I LOVE her, and we should be friends because we both know what it’s like to be stars (I was on Candid Camera when I was 6 and got mad famous) /for people to be jealous of us.
