December 2009
November 2009
I wonder if this is how Lohan feels
I feel like I’m spiraling. A little too much booze drunk; a little too much money spent; a little too close to haggard. That’s exactly how I’m feeling tonight. I know things will get better, but the improvement that I seek actually requires effort, so that’s a little troubling. Fuck. At least I still have my self-respect. HA!
BootCamp with Bernardo
There’s this really tall Adonis named, Bernardo, who’s a trainer at my gym. He’s like 6’5, ripped, tan, from Italy, big brown eyes, perfect; you get the picture. I see him EVERYWHERE; I’ve been giving him eyes for like 2 years now. Anyhow, he runs this bootcamp, and I heard it’s really good, so I’m kinda curious to try it out. I’m not exactly sure...
What I'm thankful for...
I thank G.O.D. for my family, my friends, and myself, cause I Love us all!!!
Last night, PAULY SHORE Felt Me Up...!!!!!
Last night, around 8pm, I was walking home from a massage (1 block), and as I was passing Terroni (good Italian neighborhood haunt at the end of my street), who do I see? None other than Mr. Encino Man himself, PAULY SHORE!!!! It was a total “L.A. moment,” because I consider Pauly Shore an L.A. staple, sort of like Angelyne. He’s from L.A. originally (his mom founded the...
The Emancipation & Biographication of MiMi by Me...
The homie, Ron R., requested that I pay a little homage to Miss Mariah Carey, aka MiMi, aka “Mirage.” Honestly, it took me a while to come up with an approach, because I wasn’t quite sure how to write about MiMi. MiMi is many things: a diva, a superstar, a virtually unsurpassed talent, the definish of excess, 12 kinds of crazy, internationally successful, rich, eccentric,...
WHERE THEM TUMBLRS AT!? WHERE THEM TUMBLRS AT!?
Where they at?! Where they at?! Where they at?!
I think that’s what Rihanna meant to say (“HARD”)
“BRILLIANT, RESILIENT”
– From the new RIHANNA jam, “HARD”
It”s a little odd that she’s talking about me like that and we haven’t even met before.
I think we should return the custom of calling...
Like, what a Handsome woman that Natascha McElhone is.
Who do I think I am? Carrie Bradshaw or somebody?
Sometimes I write about my dating life a little too much. I definitely know how to run my mouth (gets me into trouble sometimes), specifically about my dating life on here. Honestly, I don’t care all that much if some random dude I dated reads something about himself that he doesn’t like (maybe he shouldn’t have put himself in the position to have something he wouldn’t be...
I'm in love with a stoic Irishman!!!!!!!!!
Ok, maybe not in love, but definitely crushing for several years now, and it’s the best/the worst, the agony and the ecstacy. I see him out all the time, and he is super nice (it took a while for him to warm up), yet keeps me at a distance (which I LOVE :) ). He’s everything I want: tall glass, smart, reserved, beefy, funny, successful, confident, kind, etc. Without fail, everytime...
“Your cum tastes like CRISTAL!!!!!”
I'm a J'TrainWreck
This weekend was really memorable for several reasons:
1. Chace passed the California Bar Exam
2. To celebrate, Chace’s mom rented a room for her/us at the London
3. I may have invited just 1 or 2 more people than I should have…
4. I inadvertently got a little tooooooo wasted/could barely keep my eyes open
4b. Fights!!!!!! DRAMA!!!! Friends from different walks...
I don’t want no minute man
Chace passed the bar!!! NOW fun times begin. Time to go buck at the LONDON!!!!
Today was shitty, tonights gonna be a good night L”chaim!
I wonder what Bridget Fonda is up to tonight?
What would you guys do if I announced my...
Would you guys absolutely freak!? If in 14 days I was like, “OMG YOU GUYS I”M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!! LIKE KLOE KARDASHIAN!!!!!” Would you be happy for me, like Kris?, Or, would you be skeptical like Bruce??? Or would you be on the fence like Kim and Kourtney?? I’m curious to see you guys….
STalkeR-StATUs
So…After I lost that dude’s business card, I took it upon myself to enlist the help of my friends to “locate” him. Basically, it involved searching facebook for a good 30 minutes, a few phone calls, a few emails, and a few BBM’s, and I ended up with his full name, cell phone number, facebook profile, and work email, lol :) Then, I figured, life isn’t gonna...
GAYMOUS
Me: OMG! There's JP calderon!!! He's soo hot!
Traivor: Who's that???
Me: He's a model! He was on Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
Traivor: Ohhh I never heard of him....
Me: What!? He's like totally Gaymous!
Apparently, I see my gay homeless friend lookin’ cause my ass in these jeans got him shookin’ (he told me so ewwww) lol
My Lesbians DO.NOT.PLAY.
Last night, I was out with my friend/soulmate, C, and some of “les girls,” at a NO on H8 event at HERE (celebrity guests included, Steve-O, Brooke Hogan, and JoJo :) ), and shit got BUCK. Here’s what happened: my friend, Rachel, had an incident with her ex, who got wild on her and got all up in her face and started yelling at her and things got physical. Rachel is about...
“BOOOOY, I SEE YOU LOOKIN’, CUZ MY ASS IN THESE JEANS GOT YOU...”
– Kandi Burruss (Singing a hook on E40’s “U and Dat”)=too TRUE
I LOOOOVE when people make CDs for Me
It’s the best.
Call me Desparate but...
I met a guy tonight (or two) at this gay businessman mixer, and he gave me his business card, and we chatted, etc. He was tall, some kind of commercial real estate-lawyer-type-dude, and very nice, and sexy; and I didn’t think much of our interaction until the end, where he handed me his business card and said: “Well, it was so good meeting you, maybe we can talk soon, or maybe we...
Jamming out to Nickelback like I’m-soooo-cool-status
