January 2010
Cuz you’re a weirdo guy with Breast Implants that’s WHY..,
When Love Takes Oooooooooverrrrrrrrr
The End of the 201st Decade: It's time to go BIG
According to wikipedia, the period from 2001-2010 can be referred to as the “201st Decade,”
and that totally resonates with me. From 2001-2010, my life dramatically changed in the most fundamental of ways: from graduating high school to going buckwild in Boston to graduating from Boston College to letting two men virtually ruin my romantic spirit to the loss of my Nana and two...
December 2009
Ask if I give a fuck…. Cause I DON’T!
Uncultured-Status
I keep thinking to myself, when was the last fucking time you read a decent book? Sadly, it’s been a while, and I feel self-conscious because I have always considered reading an enviable habit because it heightens your intellectual experience and gives you superior abilities to spit out words like “loquacious” and shit like that. Anyyyyywayz, the last book I read was The Satanic...
Watching “He’s just not That into You” ugh too close to home :)
Still at work…can some please get me a martini and a razor blade, please?
I’m so tired-I can’t even punctuate correctly
@kindafabulous
kbels:
Us Southie kids are kinda dirty and trashy, aren’t we. I’m probably related to Sperm boy. Gross story btw.
Actually, no, come to think of it, I met other Southie kids who weren’t dirty and trashy, but “Sam” was just dirty and trashy on his own, and he happened to be from Southie, so yeah just a rando association.
P.S. I hope to marry a dirty-southie boy one day!!!!...
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SPERM
I forewarn you that this little “rant” is going to be a little bit gross, nostalgic, inappropriate, and stream of consciousness in both scope and approach; so don’t read anymore if you can’t cope with any of those things. When I was a senior in college, I lived right across the hall from this shy Irish kid from Southie (South Boston). We’ll call him, Sam. Sam was...
“Tryin to DO ME? AH AH, I don’t THINK SO.”
– Sheree Whitfield.
Usually said in a defensive manner. Um, can someone please re-program me to get this out of my vernacular.
Drowning in my own Redundancy at times
My apologies.
SAY YOU LOVE ME, THEN PUT IT IN A LOVE SONG
Preach, Alicia Keys! This is the level of romance I’m expecting from my future hus. If not a love song, at the very least, he should “write it in a letter form.”
A Life Less Ordinary
Was that movie named after my LYFE???
Oh Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll
At the Rockwell for bottomless mimosas (4 dayyyys)
Meltdown in the Cookie Aisle at Ralphs...
So a little after midnight, I took myself home from the bars and decided to pick up some cookies and body wash (essentials), and while I was in the cookie aisle; my life sorta caught up with me. Don’t get me wrong, my life is FABULOUS. I was just thinking to myself, ‘I am the Happiest I’ve been in Years!’ Nonetheless, my life is also hard and complicated, and those two...
And then there was one…
Go Hard or Go Home!!!!!!!
I love Christmas ! Merry Christmas to you all
I just heckled the bloomingdales gift wrap man to come down in price…oy
Wholesome Christmas Conversations (via text)
R: HoHoHo!!
Me: Merry Christmas!!! Hope you get everything you want!!!
R: Hope Santa cums down your chimney!!! LOL :)
Me: O.M.G....if I weren't surrounded by so much Waterford, I would have just fallen over.... cause I just died :)
Nothing makes you feel more like an Adult...
Then getting sued. Luckily, I’m young at heart. BAHHHH!
Watchthehoulywoodreporter:
Sex and the City 2 Trailer: They’re Getting Carried Away (via Film School Rejects)
Nice use of “Empire State of Mind,” ladies!
THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN
"Put it in Your Book!"
So I pulled a Bethenny Frankel last night… As I was chatting with some friends, some dude kinda taps me on the shoulder and is like, “can you move!? I’m trying to get through here! (annoyed)” Not really caring for his tone, I snapped back with something a little bitchy (or maybe completely bitchy), and he responds, “well, I said, excuse me…” Honestly,...
Bridget Jonesin it at the gym
BITCH.IS.CRAZY.
Gia is a little wild… I forgot how much work puppies were. Why did I forget that? They need to be coddled and trained and affirmed, and it’s a little overwhelming at times. Gia is a high energy puppy, and I’m always scared she’s gonna swallow something or fall off something or pee on something; I’m all nerves, but this is what I signed up for I suppose. At the...
Sorry to be so "ranty" lately
Mean it.
She looks like a Tranny Mannequin Porcelain Doll
Me: Ugh...I did NOT like that bitch from last night. She was soo rude and soooo obnoxious....
C: Yeah, but she was really drunk
Me: Yeah, but like, her face pissed me off. She looked like a tranny mannequin porcelain doll-face; someone needed to wrap her back up and put her on a shelf! I hate her...
C: Well, I'm sorry she was rude to you, but there's really nothing she can do about her face...
I just saw P Diddy flossin in a Rosa down Samo BLVD and I screamed PUFFFFFFFFFY!!!!
I wish I had a taser gun
“I don’t have regrets….just shit I would never do agaaaaaaaaaaaain”-Traivor/Hassan
“Now who got GOT??!” That’s what u say when u use your stun gun on a motherfucka trying to rob u like THOUGHT YOU KNEW!