IT’S A MIRCALE. I CAN FINALLY EMBED THIS VIDEO…. OUTSMARTED ONCE AGAIN JIM JOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES. POP CHAMPAGNE (TONIGHT, HOPEFULLY)
molls: 4:44 seconds. Keep your eyes on the blonde. We have no idea who she was, really. She came up to us at the bar and then we ran in to her again in the elevator and that’s when I started filming. This entire video is ridiculous, but keep your eye on her, she’s is the one to watch. Except for that dude who almost gets naked. Watch him, too. Oh, I should mention… We weren’t going anywhere. We...
My sister blocked TUMBLR off my network at...
And here I was just TUMBLRing about how my sister is kind of a bitch and how I love that about her (check my archives; it’s there), and now, she has fulfilled her own prophecy. What a bitch! I love her though, but still, that was suuch a bitchy move on her part. She told me it was because viruses had infiltrated our network, and she didn’t know if they came in from Tumblr or what I...
Foreign rides, outside, it’s like show biz– J. J.
My mother's Pekingese, Paolo, just bit me. I'm...
No, I’m not that mean. I’ll find some other way to torture him. He’s gone into hiding somewhere around my apartment, although it’s worth mentioning that he took a big shit (for a little dog it was HUGE) on my kitchen floor prior to going into hiding. He’s actually kinda cute, but BAM BAM is just a far superior animal. I’m glad my mom has Paolo though because...
Everyone in my family is going to my cousin's...
My dad told me I have to stick around and watch the business….. And they wonder why I be spending their money like a mobster on VACAY.
You must maintain your charm. Same time maintain your halo.– kelis I’m with that :)
I could never be on American Idol because my past...
“I wouldn’t mind being an actress but I love to sing”-my sentiments exactly, City High. I love to sing. I went through a big phase where I thought I had this fantastic voice. Now, I feel like my voice is just good. When I was at BC, I really wanted to be in an acapella group. I tried out for a bunch for over two years. I had my dad pay for these voice lessons with Seth...
The aLcoHoLics next door
When I was growing up, my best friend’s next door neighbors were this sweet eldery couple, The [Redacted]s. The husband looked like Santa Claus and the wife was your typical Hancock Parky-classy, waspy, well-dressed white lady in her 60s with a distinguishably raspy, growly type of voice. I really enjoyed Mrs. [Redacted} because she remembered my mother from the local salon, and she would...
Tomatos have lycopene
I just found out about www.fmylife.com where people can freely post all their humiliating mysanthropic daily moments
at Jenny’s house avoiding the slipNslide, even though I LOOOVE the slipNside
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting...– FUCK MY LIFE.com FML!
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People’s everyday humiliating moments posted for us all.
“Not Tonight”-Lil Kim, Missy, T Boz, 702, Left Eye, Angie Martinez, and the buckest one of them all-DABRAT! “You ain’t gonna use me to just be singing hooks, what I look like? Patti Labelle or somebody.”
masshole: On my way to foxwoods to lose all my money… If I strike it rich, meet me at the bar later, ill be the one in the money suit OMG LOVE IT :) I haven’t been to Foxwoods in a HOT few years, but I once had a can of coke thrown at my face at Foxwoods=buck.ass Mass+ Conn people drinking, gambling, gettin rowdy :)
A hustla is someone skilled at turning a profit no matter what the enterprise....– Urban Dictionary. That’s funny. My name ain’t Percy Miller.
I'm Watching Golden Girls.
creeperstatus: And you can’t say shit. Except…., Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, and Betty White changed television 4eva.
Save a Horse ride a cowboy
Subliminal message: LET A COWBOY FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Nora is coming into town!!!
One of my soul mates, Nora, is coming into town for work. She works for Kaboom!!! Kaboom is a nonprofit that builds playgrounds in low income communities. I’ve been on two builds: it’s hard work, you sweat, it’s hot, but it’s AWESOME… Kaboom’s vision/mission: “Our vision is a great place to play within walking distance of every child in...
I see you have a berklee school of music sticker as well as an hrc sticker on your car sir… Mm hmm I know that 1+1=gay you don’t have to tell me twice
Cloris Leachman Tells Of "Epic" Sex With Gene... →
Daaaaaang, Cloris :) Actually though, I wouldn’t have minded having intercourse with a young Gene Hackman. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.