August 2009
I'm still here slaving away at work on a Friday...
I’m gonna go to Pasadena to eat bbq with Chace/her family/friends, then out for a night of mischief and (hopefully) recklessly dangerous sexual behavior. Ya heard!!!!!!!
July 2009
Singing Shakira’s “underneath your clothes” purrrfectly on pitch. That’s masculine, right?
Omg!!!! I just remembered real housewives of atlanta the new season premieres tonight! Fortuitous 4 me!
YOU A BUGABOOO
I’m sure we have ALLLL dated a bugaboo in our time, or at the very least, been related to one. As far as I’m concerned, a “BUGABOO” is a person who just BUGGGGGGGS. They live to bug you, get up in your grill, jock your fresh, etc. I’ve come across a few too many Bugaboos in my time, but in case you’re not sure whether you have or not, I’m gonnna leave...
WatchDestiny’s Child: “BUGABOOOOOO”
Dedicated to my Wifey and….
Dedicated to ALLLLL THE BUGABOOS that Kandy Burruss had been thinking of when she decided to write THIS BALLAD of BUGABOOS
I WILL NOT LOWER mYSELLLLLF
to manipulate YOU.
CAN YOU PLEEEASE BE ON MYYY PAGE
instead of on everyone else’s page? And by page I mean my worldview/mindview/general perspective on life.
T.Y.K.
“IF ANYYYYBODY WANNA TAKE ANY DRAMA CLASSES, JUST COME WORK UP IN HERE”
– :) One of my employees referencing how “DRAMA” everything is at my company. It’s waaaay true. We bring MAD DRAMA
Apparently there is a flock of wild parrots roaming la I want to see them!
Big boy is discussing twitter on power 106
For All Things Sophie B. Hawkinsean →
Sometimes Sophie is the only one who can
The perks of being a girl
hautelikecouture:
I stopped to get gas yesterday afternoon on my way home from work. A Pete’s Coffee truck pulled up on the pump next to mine. A handsome, middle aged man steps out, starts pumping gas. He asks me how I like my car. I shrug and say I miss my X5. We get to talking about cars and he tells me he has an Audi A6 (the equivalent to my 5 series). We talk for about 15 minutes about BMW...
“Some people are settling down, Some people are settling, and some of us refuse...”
– CARRIE :)
I’m a big you know what but I can’t help myself :)
This morning I WILLED 93.5FM the Beat to play...
This morning, I was driving along on the 110 South and I kept having the urge to be like,
“UHOH UHOH UHOHUHOH, UHOH UHOH UHOUHOH”/head swivel, and I remembered how epic “Crazy in Love” was when it first came out back in the dizzay, and I remember how it literally put BeYoNcE on the map as a solo artist. Then, all of a sudden, “Crazy in Love” comes on, and I...
SOCAL Edison: Youdayouda WORST!
Yesterday, Socal Edison mistakenly cut all power at my plant. We had no phones, computers, fax, lights, NOTHING! We need electricity as I work in a fish factory with a big refrigeration plant attached. Luckily, the refrigeration maintains itself due to the low temps, but like, are you fucking kidding me? Literally, some of my men had to work in the dark and get orders out with a flashlight. We...
Oh wait, I do have something to share.
molls:
romee:
The tumblr equivalents of the homecoming/prom king and queen of my personal internet universe both made an appearance in my dream this morning. And I say this morning because I had already woken up for the day, taken my mom to work and come back to the house. I ran into Molls and Ed at some comedy thing. Ed invited me and my sister Gina to have dinner with them but I was having...
I met a Magic Man
Last night was magical and debaucherous. In summary, I stayed up all night talking to an incredible person, but really, the whole day was kinda noteworthy. I started off by having brunch at Cecconi’s, and 5 bottles of champagne later, shit got kinda messy. We ended up back at my friend, Steven’s place, and we had more champagne, and then we went to a party in the hills for some...
May I just say that u are all such ViVraNT THInGS
Its like lillith fair 96 in my car right now
"The Beautiful Side of New Jersey Corruption" →
I have always felt that Jersey people were a little buck, more buck than the usual kind of buck in fact.
Now, I can see it clearly: from mayors openly taking bribes to Rabbis laundering money through their synagogues, the Garden State is bustling with corruption, crime, and an “and what!?” -type of attitude that I totally respect.
Dang rick fox is fyyyyyyyyne
WatchSTILL D.R.E. BY DR. DRE /SNOOP
What can I say, this is one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE SONGS. I used to roll around LA at 17 straight BUMPIN’ this song, leaned back, arm out the window, etc. Dr. Dre is just the man, no if/ands/or buts. This song/video is an homage to himself :) I can totally relate to that.
WatchMiss Britney Spears: “IF YOU SEEK AMY”
Who knew several months of my life would be colored and changed by Miss Britney Spears
IF YOU SEEK AMY
Me: OMG!!!! So like, you know that song, "If You Seek Amy?"
Jannet: Yeah, what about it?
Me: You know what it means!?!
Jannet: (giggling) Yeeaaaah :)
Me: OMG! You did!? How come you didn't tell me sooner? I just found out like YESTERDAY!
Jannet: Yeah, I thought she was saying IF YOU'RE SICK OF ME? Some guy texted me all like, "if you seek amy," but like, I thought he was asking if "are you sick of me??" I was like, NO!But then, like, yeah...
Me: LA LA LA LA LALALALALAAAAA LA LA LA LALALALALALLALAAAAAAAAA
Tear for YOU!
Karaoke Person at FUBAR: Alllllright, we're just about wrapping up everone (microphone)
Me: Hey, my friend is in from NYC and he LOVES Karaoke, do you think we could sing just one song???
KPAF: No, sorry, we're finished
Me: Oh really? Literally, just one song, and trust me, you'd love it! Like it would make your night
KPAF: Yeah, um, NO!
Me: Well, TEAR for YOUUU! (I mimicked a tear running down my cheek???)
KPAF: (smirk) yeah, Tear for ME
(I'm a brat; I actually told him to knock "something" out of his mouth following the "TEAR for ME," but he wouldn't even give us one song to song and it was 30 minutes til bar close! He was no fun at ALL, plus Alcohol makes you say the craziest things!)
What was the Payroll for last week!!!
My Dad: What was the Payrolll for last week!!!?!!!
Me: I don't know...YOUR FACE!!!!
(On a side note: I'm kinda delirious right now as my sister just pointed out, so that might not have been funny AT.ALL to anyone but me and my delusion).
Last night I had a "situation" with a Serial...
So I was sitting at O BAR with my buddy Pete just minding my own fucking business, when this 50 year old angry-lookin bear starts eaves-dropping into our convo. The reincarnation of Jeffrey Domer decides to invade our personal space and mimick the “blah blah blah” hand gesture right up in my face. Now, granted, I do talk a lot, and I’m not gonna say I’ve never rambled on...
GAYYYZZZ for DAYYYZZZ
This is dedicated to the gayzz in my life, because I have been having a gaaaaaaay old time lately, and I feel that I must stop, collect, ponder, and pay tribute to something very rare.
2004: I remember sitting in my apt on Ayr Road (Brighton, Mass) back in my junior year of college, and at that time, I literally had NO Gay friends, literally NONE. I had tons of straight friends, and I was...
Thank God for the "edit" button
I just saw that I spelled author as “auther.” CRINGE…
