I’m in love with long beach
mama needs a drink
folkinz: when does someone start referring to themself as “mama” or “daddy”? (i.e. mama needs a drink or daddy is tired). and what interests me more is when do gays decide they are “mama” or “daddy”? (i.e. mama needs a sea breeze or daddy is stuck in the sling will you help me out cause i’m tired). What a correct musing to have. My friend Liam calls himself “mama” and...
I wish could sit here at noahs bagels on larchmont ALL day
On the most surreal lunch hour of my life
folkinz: the strokes: someday This song makes...
As a sensitive singer/songstress, I totally relate...
MILEY CYRUS…. “7 THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU!!!!”
Missme Missme Nowhe wanto Kissme Now he wanto Kiss...
ASSHOLE. I hope you read this so you know that I’m on to you and your game/persona is so transparent it actually makes me a little sad that you are so easily figured out ….
LA Face with an Oakland booty
(via romee) :)
Crazy man talking to me at b of a in south pass
Congratulations on the wedding! I hope your wife know she got a playa 4 life aint no bullshit!
N Sync ft. NELLY =”Girlfriend” I’ve been singing this for DAYYYYZ /will be all day today Love, Love, LOVE this jam
Have you ever friendrequested someone on FAcebook...
because you are truly, madly, deeply in LOVE with them????? I did :) It’s a little sad but yeah LOVE :) He’s like soooo special yet nothing will ever happen..sigh :)
I think I spent a little too $$$ at dinner last...
Despite the clientele surrounding me last night, the meal/experience at XIV was really sensational, and I figured you only live once (which has become so abundantly clear in the past few months) so you better order that extra bottle of champagne or that lobster pie thing NOW. Although I do believe in Heaven so it’s probably like LOBSTER and FILET MIGNON for DAYZZZ up there.
My cab driver was such an asshole and the guy standing next to me at benitos is like the biggest loser in the GAMe
Twittering from gym the checkin lady just told me I have a beautiful smile ;) I love unexpected compliments
WHO'S FUCKIN TONIGHT!?!
It’s Friday and I got TONS OF SHIT TO DO! I’m leaving work early, gonna go to the gym, eat a really nice dinner, and enjoy everything that this world has to offer, possibly even a man (Possibly, although not likely, cause I’m more of a wait til the 3rd date kinda boy, but possibly!) TYK!!!
I love all my cousins, but I'm definitely the Gay...
All my cousins on both sides are pretty fabulous. They are all either wild, normal, cute, quirky, accomplished, generous, or any combination thereof; it makes me feel like the crazy, gay black sheep at times, but we all get along pretty well for the most part. Yay Cousins!
Fuck your fucking "Open Relationship"
I don’t know if I’m just surfing the crimson wave or whether I’m valid to be this irate…. but last night, I was contacted by a gentleman I hooked up with 5 years ago to have a “date.” Circa 2004, he and I met up a few times/hooked up, and on the last time we hooked up, it came out that he was in an “open relationship,” aka the apt. we hooked up in...
Omg I just slipped on some apple concentrate aka you don’t know juice like I KNOW JUICE
Truer words have never been realized for me in this very moment as “aint gon’ feed you gonna let you starve!”
I’m at home depot right now; my life is so industrial
I'm grading cheese with the USDA right now
I get to do so many interesting, creative, fabulous things at work.
At akbar with @molls aka wifey and we’re pretty much the only non lesbian-lesbians here
You thought you was tom of finland???
If your aspiration in life is to be a Tom of Finland drawing then you’re kindasad.tumblr.com nodaddy
“BITCH PLEASE“=Xhibit feat. SNOOP The song/video that represents my new attitude on lame ass excuses
That’s my current response when people present me with bullshit excuses….it’s also a simultaneous throwback to 2000 when this was popular…like BITCH, PLEEEEASE.
What’s the name of that DRUNK?– one of my employees referring to one of my ex-employees…
ANGST be my Middle Name...
I definitely have the angst factor. It’s just really hard to forget sometimes…/not to write a TUMBLR/best selling hit about one’s angst… In the great tradition of AnGsTy people, I tend to feel things very strongly, whether they be positive emotions or ANGSTY ones, and I typically like to take that ANGST and run with it… Rather than try to eliminate my angst, I feel...