I’ve been saying “I’ll be there in a New York Minute” about everything since I’m in New York-get it?
Keeps things in perspective for me. Who would I be without it?
I’m being Meltdown Mary right now cause I’m having an emotional meltdown
Confident Connie Always Wins...
While Insecure Irene never does.
What's been up with DJ Anomaly?
Me: So Dina, what's been up with your DJ'ing? What's new with DJ Anomaly (Dina's DJ name)
Dina: Nothing...She's a Has-Been....
The Upper Westside
That’s where I’m staying in New York (with my bff/soulmate Dina, not Manzo!). A lot of my friends are in Chelsea here in NYC, but I love the U.W. I forgot to do my laundry before I left, so I had it washed for me (I love New York), followed by a nice little workout at Equinox. Now, I’m headed off to Chelsea to see Liam (bff/soulmate)’s gallery, The Bruce Silverstein...
"NOBODY EVER SHUT IT DOWN LIKE YOU"
I just had the equivalent of that done to me via a very lucrative business proposal I just pitched to someone. OUCH. Homeboy shut it dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.
One time…as in right now…I saw Queen Latifah coming out of the bathroom and she smiled at me and I smiled back she thought I was pretty
Queen Latifah Alert! At LAX! It took everything inside of me not to scream, “UNIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
Can I retweet myself!!!? Shoot.
http://znl.me/PQKDCS Awwww. I’m not biased or anything but Italian Mastiffs really are the cutest. Thought u Knew!
I’m leaving for NYC in 2 hours and haven’t even touched base with Jay Z, Beyonce, or Alicia Keys to see who’s picking me up at JFK!!! Oh No!
http://znl.me/PIN2PT Brought Gia to the office today. She’s my precious bebe
Hi Guys-as you know I work across the street from West Coast Choppers and I know some of you are in LBC too-if you see Cinnabun-hit me up!
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Nora and I are about to start The Pregnancy Pact
I hear there’s a lifetime movie called that too. Weird.
A Single Man
So I just watched “A Single Man,” you know, cause I.AM.ONE. And I thought it was beautiful, lush, stylish, heart-wrenching, universal, etc. Without giving away too much, or dishing out any spoilers, I must say that I walked away from the theatre thinking, I DON’T WANT TO DIE ALONE!!!!!!!!! Actually, the feeling was more like, ‘please let me meet a great man before I...
Just landed in Chicago :) :) :) so happy
On Real Housewife Lynne Curtin's parenting style
My sister had the following observation: “I can’t believe she’s just gonna sit there and let her daughter leave the house like that. If that were me, my mother would have chased me with a frying pan, hit me on the head, knocking me out, dragged me back to my room and then punished me when I gained consciousness.” I felt it was noteworthy to post this, because our mother is THAT kinda buck.
My family has always wholeheartedly embraced our dysfunctionality. My sister likes to call us, “functionally dysfunctional,” because we love each other, we’re all super close, we work together, and we’ll do anything for each other; but we tend to fight like rival gang members from different hoods, scream at each other in front of other people, or our employees (sometimes),...
Like a King without his Crown
Avoiding Giordano's while in Chicago is going to...
AS IF I need to be eating a Giordano’s Deep Dish Pizza with the delicious, hearty tomato sauce poured all over the layers of creamy cheese surrounded by the perfectly, flaky crust that just melts in your mouth and makes you feel “complete” as a human being. It’s definitely my objet a. Knowing me, I’ll probably end up eating 3. Or 4…on the floor.
Long Beach is flooding!!! I just put on a pair of rain boots to save my car!!!
Ashley Simpson-Wentz: You Make Me Wanna LaLa
“He gon’ buy me DIIIIIIIIIIIAMONDS”
I'm in love with Mary Jane
She makes me feel alright.
DEAD ON THE INSIDE
Why am I feeling this?
Feel the Rain on your skin!!!
OMG….So here I am driving along, switching radio stations, when Natasha Bedingfield’s “Feel the Rain” comes on the audio, and I know a sign when I hear it! So I pulled my ass over (Don’t TUMBLR and drive yo!), and decided to carpe diem. First of all, it’s mad torrentialish right now, and life is hard and rainy at the momen! But like Natasha says, “Feel...
Still at work but I’m being bribed to stay with Irish Guilt and a plane ticket to Chicago for the weekend so I’m stuck!
I'm making the guy who wants me to do porn...
Just so he can keep giving me compliments!!!!! What was that you said, porn boy? I have a “hot ass!” What else did you say? I have a “unique, cute face?” Keep those compliments coming, porn boy! Btw, I’m a very sick individual. It’s gonna break my heart when I have to tell him that I can’t actually do the porn, but love all the compliments…
A Guy just emailed me and asked me if I wanted to...
Like, is this shit for real? I’m on one of my 3 “dating” sites, and some dude just emailed me and said I was hot and asked me if I’d be interested in doing some porn. Well, actually, he said the following: “nice u got an x or body shots? cuz ur have a unique very cute face n dam hot biceps.” Ha!! Couldn’t have said it better myself! Thought I knew!
If Sandra Bullock wins Best Actress (Drama)...
sade: (via mykicks) You know what, Michael? I’m sick of your shit. The Golden Globes don’t even mean anything so you need to LET. THIS. GO. Let Sandy have her moment, Michael, or God help me I will make you let her have her moment. I’d say AMEN. Sandra Bullock is the hardest working bitch up in this GAME, and I love her for many reasons, but specifically because 1. She’s...
L.A. I love you, but give me Park Avenue (or even...
So I’ll be in NYC from Jan. 28th to the 31st, and I’m so happy. Everytime I’m in New York, I do feel like the streets make you feel brand new, and I’d be lying if I said that the bright lights didn’t inspire you. More often than not, my friends are at work when I arrive into the city, so I usually just walk around and go shopping and soak up New York. This vacation...
I'm sorry that after we broke up I told everyone...
And I’m sorry I wrote about it again today on TUMBLR. So sorry.