December 2010
thedgadventures asked: Your "friend" and forgiveness post has hit SO close to home, it's making me cry. I'm going through the same exact situation, it's absolutely ridiculous how similar they are. I just want to let you know that you have a beautiful spirit and no one can take that away from you. I wish I could reblog your post and add my own commentary, but sadly my "friend" follows...
thedgadventures asked: Your "friend" and forgiveness post has hit SO close to home, it's making me cry. I'm going through the same exact situation, it's absolutely ridiculous how similar they are. I just want to let you know that you have a beautiful spirit and no one can take that away from you. I wish I could reblog your post and add my own commentary, but sadly my "friend" follows...
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WatchNatasha Bedingfield: Strip Me
My new anthem moving into 2k11.
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Dick Pics...like, they're just so great....
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Oh god I love Ed so much. He just sent me an email with Uncle Andy’s dick attached.
Tears in my eyes rn.
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Forgiveness
Today, my wifey re-tweeted Erykah Badu, who wrote: “What a great time to release and forgive pain brought on by the hands of others. FORGIVE=LIGHT HEART + NEW IDEAS.” She even wrote “forgive” in caps lock just like above, so clearly Erykah Badu and I are on the same wave length of understanding (caps lock til I die). This tweet is the best advice I’ve seen in a...
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Forgiveness
Today, my wifey re-tweeted Erykah Badu, who wrote: “What a great time to release and forgive pain brought on by the hands of others. FORGIVE=LIGHT HEART + NEW IDEAS.” She even wrote “forgive” in caps lock just like above, so clearly Erykah Badu and I are on the same wave length of understanding (caps lock til I die). This tweet is the best advice I’ve seen in a...
ramou asked: Just thought I'd let you know that I closed a bitchy email with "Take care of yourself" and it felt really good. They responded with, "Are you schizo?" I think it worked. They know I'm buck wild now.
ramou asked: Just thought I'd let you know that I closed a bitchy email with "Take care of yourself" and it felt really good. They responded with, "Are you schizo?" I think it worked. They know I'm buck wild now.
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Anonymous asked: did you see black swan? what do you think - campy or oscar-worthy?
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Blanket Statements
I got into a fight with an atheist girl last night at Akbar because she said that “atheists know more about religion than Christians.” After explaining to her how ignorant her blanket statement was, I proceeded to list off all the years of ‘countless theology and philosophy classes’ I’ve taken as sort of the real-life rebuttal to her ignorance. Basically, I told her...
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Anonymous asked: did you see black swan? what do you think - campy or oscar-worthy?
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WatchDid you guys see the Chelsea Lately with P Diddy?
It was brilliant. She called him “gurrrlfriend” and “gurrrrl” the whole time, and I was dying.
I love nothing more than a smart, funny lady emasculating a powerful-ass man.
Actually, he was a good sport about it (and mostly funny). Big Up Diddy!
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Anonymous asked: why don't you get your dog fixed?
Anonymous asked: why don't you get your dog fixed?
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The Miracle of my 27th Christmas
Do I believe in Miracles? Yes. Absolutely. Have I experienced a lot of miracles lately? No, not so much. As you guys know, shit’s been kinda challenging lately. With all my troubles and Mercury in retrograde, I wasn’t really expecting any cliche Christmas miracles. However, the events that occurred on my 27th Christmas were nothing short of a great holiday movie with one big...
Anonymous asked: Someone sent me a link to a 'House of Vader' blog post talking mostly about racism (not dating black guys) and male to female transsexuals (straight men that like them are probably gay and in "denial"), as well as only dating other gym rats (he's a beefhead and either was or still is addicted to injecting testosterone, and found he couldn't connect with overweight or...
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Anonymous asked: Someone sent me a link to a 'House of Vader' blog post talking mostly about racism (not dating black guys) and male to female transsexuals (straight men that like them are probably gay and in "denial"), as well as only dating other gym rats (he's a beefhead and either was or still is addicted to injecting testosterone, and found he couldn't connect with overweight or...
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All Boys Catholic High School
I was just talking to my homeboy Alan (who’s one of the dopest, freshest, funniest guys in the game) about the importance of throwing good “burns.” Using one’s intellect to deliver a solid blow to another person is a gift. Some people use fists (I definitely have), while others use words to deliver wounds. Sometimes the blows are an act of self defense (the best kind),...
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I had almost Gagged just then...
I just walked into the back office where Gia is, and there are little droplets of blood all over the floor. Since they were all sold out of the puppy tampon-diaper situations at the local pet store, my baby girl is going to have to wait until we get home til I can hook her up. She’ll just have to keep dripping around the office for now. Literally though, I had almost gagged.
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Christmas Memories from an Attention Whore
Over Thanksgiving, my mom’s cousin told me a story that pretty much explained who I was from a very young age. She said that from an early age, I always commanded attention. Like Nene Leakes, I was very, “when I walk into a room, I own it!” One Christmas, she took me and her boys to sit on Santa’s lap at the Beverly Center. Apparently, I talked about nothing else but...
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Gia remembered to wear Red for Xmas...
She got her period guys. Like (…………………………).
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Blue Christmas
December 2010 has been a blue Christmas. Everything that could have gone wrong has. Without the support my family, friends, alcohol, and promiscuity; I don’t know how I could have gotten through this particularly blue Christmas (“Long December” has been perpetually playing in my head). Although this Christmas hasn’t been the greatest, it’s definitely not as bad as...
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Running Away from My Computer in Horror...
Have you guys ever done something so catastrophically embarrassing on the computer that it forced you to actually get up and run away from the computer in horror? I just did that. I was trying to show my friend a cute guy from my high school that I’d love to set her up with (even though I haven’t spoken to him in like 3 years), and as I was sending her the link to his facebook page...
Anonymous asked: Just wanted to say that I've been listening to the song "Woomp There it is" a lot lately and that whenever he says "Woomp there it is, I thought ya knew" you pop up in my brain like one of those flashing people on the Soup. Like instead of "Chicken Tetrazinni" or "Oh here go hell come." And I just wanted to say that you are hilarious and I hope you are...
Anonymous asked: Just wanted to say that I've been listening to the song "Woomp There it is" a lot lately and that whenever he says "Woomp there it is, I thought ya knew" you pop up in my brain like one of those flashing people on the Soup. Like instead of "Chicken Tetrazinni" or "Oh here go hell come." And I just wanted to say that you are hilarious and I hope you are...
Kyle gets it-the Ponytail Swing is Super Fun and...
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I'm so Right Brained Guys...
Tonight, I have a date with a British surrealist artist, and by date I mean that we are going to have a beer and make out for hours (hopefully). And I’m sort of excited because this dude is hot, talented, and has a bunch of tattoos. Compared to the past two weeks, when I went out with two doctors, I feel so right brained. That’s how it works, right?
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I'm so Right Brained Guys...
Tonight, I have a date with a British surrealist artist, and by date I mean that we are going to have a beer and make out for hours (hopefully). And I’m sort of excited because this dude is hot, talented, and has a bunch of tattoos. Compared to the past two weeks, when I went out with two doctors, I feel so right brained. That’s how it works, right?
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Toronto, Je T'Aime
It’s no secret that I love Canada, specifically Toronto. Back in 2006, yours truly spent an extended period of time exploring the great city of Toronto all by myself. To sum it up: Toronto is a very urban, chic, culturally diverse metropolis with a bomb ass water view and a friendly vibe. When you’re all by yourself in a big city, and you’re forced to go out and interact,...
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“What?? He think he too fresh to show that you the best? Compliment you on your...”
– -T.I.
-Every time I hear this lyric, I have to rewind it because it speaks to me on so many levels. It’s like T.I. wrote it for me, about me, can’t seem to make this lyric work without me? J/K. On the real, I love this man so much that I wouldn’t be above putting on a pink...
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“I told him his breath smells like DICK”
– My friend telling me about a Go-Go Boy she’s been hooking up with….
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My Car Won't Start...
My BMW won’t start. This stupid fucking BMW will not start, and I’m shocked because this is the first time my car has ever died on me completely. Also, it’s pouring rain outside, and now my car won’t start like some bad horror movie. All I need is some serial killer coming after me so I can run to my car, get into my car, turn the key, and then be horrified to find out...
