"Rockin Model Workout!"
My new gym, Equinox, offers a yoga-hybrid class called, “The Rockin Model Workout!” The description is as follows: “Only in LA! Graze Lazenby’s signature class combines a music play list of up-to-the-minute tracks with a one-of-a kind combination of vinyasa-flow yoga, pilates and and dance conditioning. All levels welcome…everyone can feel like a model or a rock...
I get really sad when I see that I’ve lost followers, because I assume that...– Chuck, on the topic of death (via chuckhistory) I know how you feel, Chuck. I feel the exact same way. It’s like the people that unfollow me are then automatically dead, or even if there just dead to ME; it’s all the same.
THE most important thing you could ponder today
WHAT SHOULD MY B-DAY theme be????!!!! I’m totally stumped, but so far I’ve come up with: 1. I’m 27: THOUGHT YOU KNEW! 2. I’m 27: OH WELLLLLLLLLLL! 3. Prostitution Whore turns 27. BTW, the plan so far is as follows: 1. Brunch at Cecconi’s with my close besties followed by- 2. Day drinking at the ABBEY post brunch with all the tight ass people that I know...
Sex and the Civil War
On Saturday night, I had to catch up on some work, so I decided to stay in and watch a fascinating documentary on Sex and the Civil War. Since I’m such a history buff and find the topics of sex and the civil war so interesting both individually and collectively, here’s what you guys should know about Sex and the Civil War: 1. Errrrrrrrrbody had syphillis. They say about 40% of...
Tight ass mashups on 93.5FM right now!!!
Is that really Louis Vuitton?
Hiker: Um, is that really Louis Vuitton? (Snarkily Commenting on Gia's L.V.M.H. doggie collar, which is gorgeous I might add)
Me: Um, neither I, nor my Puppy, wear fake shit. Bubye now.
Hiker: Bitch... (he didn't really say that, jk jk, I just imagine that he was thinking it).
I am not I: thou are not he or she: they are not they.– Evelyn Waugh (via creeperstatus) Duncan, j’taime. I think we have a psychic connection because I just watched Brideshead Revisited on Monday. Whatta fascinating time to live in-
So I’ve been on this whole Grey Gardens kick for the past week, and I can’t explain it exactly, but you know when you watch a movie and/or documentary, and there’s a particular character that you relate to on a very deep level? But it’s also really disturbing that you relate to that particular character because that particular character is kind of fucked-up-fabulous-chic...
wake up in the morning feelin' like bo diddley
reallykatie: stay in my jammies til noon, hangin out with the kitties when i get bored i get up and i look for a snack then lay down on the couch for food network’s back-to-back Love You :)
“Everytime I walk in the club they hatin on me cuz they know I look good my hair looks tight and my nails done right…I took the night”
I just lost my ability to exhibit patience. Fuck. Shits gonna go down. Oh well!
We’re deeeefinitely not perfect, but I love my family. We are thick as thieves and have each other’s backs.
Sneak Peek at the upcoming season of RHONJ.
RT @dinamanzo: AND TO FOLLOW UP: Today I send love to all those who really get under my skin! They are my best teachers and I thank them …
RT @dinamanzo: WE’RRRRRREEEE BACK! http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/videos/a-new-season-brings-bigger-drama
CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN.– NENE LEAKES… That’s my friend Jason’s go-to catch phrase, and I love it, because it’s mad true. In regards to a certain famous crush’s alleged mistresses, I have only have 2 things to say (for now): 1. TO ALL THE MISTRESSES OUT THERE IN DA WORLD=CLOSE YOUR LEGS...
How to lose 15 LBS in 21 Days
Ok, I’m down to the wire. Honestly, I’ve been “slacking” on my diet. Never in my life have I had to “diet” or lose weight, but because I need to shed at least 15-20 pounds by April 9th, I need to do something dramatic. Here are my dieting “solutions” so that I can lose the weight, or at least give the appearance of weight loss in a short period of...
They say that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! I’m overwhelmingly frustrated today, so unfortunately that lemonade may end up getting thrown on someone’s face.
Places I haven't been
I haven’t been to London, I haven’t been to Paris, and I definitely haven’t been to even way up there in Tokyo.
Ex Boyfriend Alert!!!!
Oh no!!!!! I’m sitting here at my gay coffee shop in LBC minding my own business when one of my month long ex-romances just walked in….I don’t do well with this type of stuff, because I’m 12 years old and extremely Miranda Hobbsian when it comes to ex boyfriends i.e. “we’re over, you need to NOT exist.”
"Cops: Suge Knight Wanted for Beating, Robbery" →
Can I ask an obvious question? When the fuck is Suge Knight NOT wanted for “beating, robbery”? 4 Real. Lock this crazy up. He’s menacing on the daily.
Psychic Realizations regarding CELEBRITY
I’m having a profound realization (in this very moment in time) regarding my psychic abilities. Sit down (if you aren’t already) because this might scare you. Actually, I need to reiterate that I cannot believe I’m just realizing this now, but looking back on my entire life up to this point (again, I just realized this personal truth right now in this very moment), I have met...
Gia, the Cane Corso
A lot of people ask me why I bought Gia, a Cane Corso (Italian Mastiff). Specifically, they ask me why I bought such a “bigass” dog. Well, the answer is really simple, because I can! Jk jk jk. Actually, I bought Gia for a few reasons: 1. Bam Bam, our beloved Neapolatin Mastiff, went to go live with his father (my sister’s ex; i.e. we lost custody), and we were really sad and...
Fighting with Friends...
It’s the worst, the absolute worst.
Meaningful Lyric 4 Today
“Hey hey hey hey heyyy. I don’t care what bitches say, bitches say, bitches say.”
VOLCANO ERUPTS IN ICELAND →
I keep having this recurring mental image of Björk running for the hills, but shouting to her husband: “HONEY!!!!! SAVE THE SWAN DRESS!!! GRAB THE SWAN DRESS!!!!!!
Story of Us
tesslynch: 4-days: *Alec Baldwin and our Daddy Issues *George Marciano for Governor 2010 *The Hetero Lust of Neil Patrick Harris *Trauma-Rama at the Prom *This chillbro and that bro *Husband hunt on the Strikeline *Siren song for Carly Smithson *The healing power of the Indigo Girls *Your Parent’s VHS Stash *The First Rule of Tween Fight Club *The Battle of Troy *“Sweet Tux” ...
RT: @Amadio Follow the first couple of Twitter @molls @EdwardHansen
So much to say
So little time. I’m up against great adversity this week. My computer broke, so I’ve been borrowing my sister’s computer to TUMBLR, but she keeps taking it with her everywhere she goes so it’s virtually impossilble for me to see what’s going on in TUMBLR world, but I will be saying a LOT of important shit tomorrow.
Promiscuous boy we’re one in the same so we don’t got to play games
At venice beach with Gia :)