July 2010
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Freaky Fridays: The Search for Cultural Identity...
I’m a half breed. As you guys know (or in case you didn’t): my mom is from Panama originally, and my father (an L.A. native) is Irish and Danish. Since I was raised mostly by my father, I have always identified more with the Irish-Danish, “white” side of my family. At the same time, so much of my looks and personality come from my mother, or my “Panamanian side,” that I also strongly...
At my barber shop in Long Beach which is always really cathartic for me and stylish all at once #Syndicate
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You know you’re a G when people walk by your car and bump their heads cuz your music is so on point #Gayngster
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Anal Sex
My roommate, Jessica, threw us a dinner party tonight at our new apartment (our first dinner party), and we’re telling stories about mishaps with anal sex. Like, who doesn’t love “anal sex gone wrong” stories over dinner? Am I right??
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finally got a new blackberry after the trackball broke like 5 months ago #FuckaTrackBall
Guests
Yesterday, my new roommate called to say she was having a British friend she met while she was traveling in Thailand stay with us for a night. Initially, since she didn’t know him that well, I was thinking the worst: he could rob us, he could steal my brown leather Coach weekend bag, or like he could kill us in our respective beds while we were sleeping, so understandably I was a little bit...
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Facebook Pet Peeves
Don’t you hate when you “like” or “comment” on someone’s facebook status or picture, and then you get all the notifications from every other fucking person who “likes” or “comments” on that same status update or picture. And then all those notifications go to your blackberry, which is like tres-annoying because it keeps going off and you...
My friend Chace was right: fountain diet coke really does taste better! #Genius
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Just so you guys Know: the Weekend Edition
Just so you guys know:
1. I worked all day Saturday, but promised myself that I would make up for it that night.
2. Fulfilled my own promise by hosting 6 Boston College Graduates aka my friends, including my wifey at my new apartment in Belmont Shores.
3. Went to a super bro-bro sports bar called Legends in Long Beach, ate a lobster roll.
4. Drank 3 Confusions (pineapple rum, mango rum,...
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Toot it and Boot it, made her feel STOOPID.
Me: Dude, I can't even get Toot it and Boot it out of my head. All weekend, me and my friends were like, "TOOT IT and BOOT IT...Made her feel STOOPID!""
Jan: On Friday, I put that I was "at work, doing O.T., making that money" on my facebook, and one of my friends was like, "oh you're out TOOTING?"
Me: LOL.
this weekend was all kinds of dramatic from work to social, but I got through it with hard work, prayer, and balls #SOLDIER
RT @dinamanzo: Lexi call your mother!
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INCEPTION
More like Exhaustion. Excuse me, more like the most tedious excuse for a film I’ve seen in a hot decade. I personally would like to punch the writer, director and star across the face for making me waste 2.5 hours on a Sunday night when I could have been at home watching TRUE BLOOD like Sooooooooooooooookie wait! He knows it too,
that’s why he’s got that guilty look across...
My one line review of Inception: the most tedious piece of bullshit I’ve seen EVER #Andwhatwasupwiththosekidsfaces?
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folkinz:
drake: over
i’m doing me.
I went to...
“This girl is blowin my freakin mind right now” Me doing a solid Teresa Guidce impressh #CarolineShavesHerFace?
RT: @Chex_Mix @EdwardHansen thanks for the rescue from staples today!! #Crackersbetalkin2Me
“Did u forget that I’m from Patterson girllllfriend???” me doing another amazing Teresa Guidice impression #CallMeTreeee
Beef jerky, chex mix, snickers, and a diet coke. I managed to put together a healthy lunch at Staples #Spectacle
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Love and Light, Bitch!
Ok, I didn’t really go into it too much last week, but I got into a fight at the Echoplex last Friday. Initially, I veered away from discussing all the details on here, because I figured it wasn’t relevant, but now I’d like to disclose exactly what happened. My wife, David, and I were waiting in line at the bar, and I saw a woman closing up her tab, so I did what most people do...
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@SADE
LOL I know right? I just laugh sometimes, but I think you and I might do some damage in Toronto if motherfuckers ever really crossed us for real, and it would look something like this (us) followed by a little bit of this (them)
Love you :)
Anonymous asked: "play that caddy game that some gay men play"
This isn't a question, so no real need to post it, but it's "catty" game! Unless they were bitchy golf assistants...
This isn't a question, so no real need to post it, but it's "catty" game! Unless they were bitchy golf assistants...
working is just so inconvenient sometimes #TrophyWifeAspirations
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Freaky Fridays: The Legacy of Call My Agent
Last January, Traivor invited me to a gay businessman’s mixer where I met a tall, cute lawyer named “Bryan.” Since I’m usually wearing jeans and a black v-neck for work aka my fish factory gear, I decided to bust out some of my old business casual threads, which basically meant I was wearing a cute blue button down with cuff links, tight black flat front slacks, and some...
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Signs
I used to believe in signs. In fact, everything was a sign for me. When I was in my fake “relationship” with the dude in Tennessee, I believed in signs more than anything. Every day was like “Sleepless in Seattle,” and I was Meg Ryan always looking for all those signs. Every time I’d see a Tennessee license plate (when I was living in Canada), I thought it was a...
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molls...she wrote: ed & molls: 2006-2010 (and... →
This is a seriously attractive picture of Ed and I greeting each other at his last birthday.
Yo. We’re getting older. Ed and I have been friends for a long ass time and it’s kind of crazy to look back on photos of us running around LA together, doing us.
The first summer we really hung out,…
I am speechless. This is the nicest thing anyone has ever written to me. Well, this is why...
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redhotandrosey asked: I love following your exploits here on tumblr. Despite knowing that you live in LA and I live in Sacramento, I still find myself doing double takes and thinking that I see you out and about here. Maybe I'm yearning for something fabulous in my life. Anyway, just thought I'd send you a message. I'm a fan! and I'm proud. -Rose
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Watchmolls:
My friend Lindy’s video “MIA — Paper Planes Brentwood Redux” is on the front page of Funny or Die today.
I love this. Lindy is really, really talented. Actually, she filmed her video sequences for her first one woman show at the U.C.B. here at my fish plant in L.B.C. with Molly a few years back, and it was such a treat to watch. This video reminds me of an Interview article with...
buscandoguayaba asked: Hi Ed, I also wanted to say that Della Terra could also mean going back to your origins or roots, ingrained. it sounds like a really sophisticated beverage made with hard to find natural ingredients like teas, fruits, etc, very organic
ámala es una y nada más, means love/embrace it, is only one and nothing more.(earth)
Good luck, so happy for u!
ámala es una y nada más, means love/embrace it, is only one and nothing more.(earth)
Good luck, so happy for u!
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If my dog barks one more time
I’m going to punch her across the fucking face. I took her back to my new apartment last night, and she was up all night running around my room, barking, and just being a terror, despite the fact that we went to the dog beach earlier that night (she should have been exhausted). She’s at work with me now.
thecollectedworksof asked: You should google all of your name brand ideas, Nutura already is a natural food company. Della Terra is a winery & restaurant, etc. I'm not trying to be a downer, obviously all of your ideas are great cause somebody else is already using them. Keep pushing and you'll find the perfect fit. Good Luck! I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
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HELP!!! I NEED ADVICE FROM YOU GUYS!!!
STOP THE PRESSES!!!! Sorry to get all caps-locky on you guys, but I’m coming out with a new line of fresh juices and smoothies, and I need some feedback on some of my branding ideas. Obviously, I know you’re all busy people, but since I respect your opinions so much, I figured I’d put some of my ideas out there to see what you guys think. Please feel free to take a minute of...
OMG watching “Watch What Happens Live” with Andy Cohen and Jeff Lewis and Danielle Staub #Awwwwwkward
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