What ya doinnnnnn????
Oh me? Well, I’m so bored that I am rereading old tumblr posts that I wrote and laughing and feeling embarrassed about myself whilst staring at my phone waiting for a certain somebody to text message me. Normally, I would harass my roommates, but Chace is working on a legal brief and Jessica is listening to Dr. Greenthumb by Cypress Hill, so I don’t want to interrupt them.
Samantha Ronson Faces Investigation in Dog Attack →
Besides being eaten by a shark, or murdered by a date, this is one of my biggest fears 4 reals.
Feeling kinda STRANGAY (pronounced "stron-jay")
Have you guys ever sorta kissed/sorta fooled around with someone really gross (but you didn’t sleep with them, or exchange bodily fluids, or even really do much at all really), and then you feel really slutty and dirty and like a big whore? And then you go home and shower (even though you really didn’t do anything to warrant a shower), because you’re weird like that and you need...
RT @pattistanger: If you meet a man who does not honor his commitments, he is not worth your time.
BBM don’t lie. You know what’s up 20FO7 #Truth
I wish I cared more about watching the Emmys tonight, but it’s like unless I’m winning 1 I don’t really give a What #OhWelllll
Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds →
sade: (via babyastronauts) Damn that’s right! Fuck you all. THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEWW!!!!
josiahmoktar-deactivated2010090 asked: Hey Ed, I was wondering what do you think about the film Mi Vida Loca? Are there better/other films about cholas? My interest in chola culture was definitely peaked by like your story on Molls' blog, tales from your workplace and always having wanted to be in an all girl gang. KEEP DOIN U x
An Ode to Wolverine Sideburns
The whole concept of Wolverine sideburns is inherently contrived, but at the same time, I can’t help but find them hot. Last night, I noticed a new bouncer at my favorite bar sporting some flawless Wolverine sideburns. This Wolverine man was tall, dark-haired, ruggedly handsome, Italian (from Italy), had a big nose, big hands, and my complete devotion; so I had to approach him to let him...
I never thought I’d say this, until I lived in L.A., but the most grounded,...– - David Cross via Young Manhattanite Um, Jason Bateman is not on this list (which is essentially flawed anyway because Ben Affleck is?? wha??), but even if he wasn’t all up in the Tarzana -Encino hospital like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I guess it’s pretty cool that David Cross would say that about...
I’ve decided that if I can’t sing backup for Lil’Wayne (worst case scenario), I’ll def tryout to be a Pussycat Doll #RocktheBoatWorkdaMiddle
Kylie Jenner is not playyyyin #TryingtoStealMyShine?
Alejandro Alejandro Ale Ale Jandroooooo #Drunk
http://twitpic.com/2iuzx7 - @KO180 Katie O’Connor, Irish Queen #LoveKO180
Underwear is so 2000 and L8te
No one told me you couldn't put champagne in the...
How the fuck was I supposed to know that? It’s kinda like drinking a Champagne Slurpee.
Guys: I may be Arrested
Because I’m about to MURDER a bottle of champagne sitting in my freezer all by itself.
emga-deactivated20130215 asked: I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoy the stories and moments of mortification that you share with tumblr. Sometimes when I hand in shitty essays to teachers, I tell them "You'll laugh, cry, and learn a little bit about yourself" in hopes of convincing them to give me a spectacular grade, and I feel like that same statement can be applied to your blog, except for real....
My Morning Cup of Embarrassment
This morning, I went to my new favorite coffee shop in Long Beach, Sipology. Since I’ve been going there almost every day for two weeks straight now, I’ve gotten pretty chummy with the staff. A few weeks ago, I ran into a friend from high school there, and he informed me that Sipology is owned by another boy we went to high school with named Isaac. The thing is: I have no idea what...
I don’t need drugs cuz I’m always rolling on Nostalgia
The barista lady who made me my Mexican Mayan Mocha just told me I had the “most beautiful energy”- l kinda want to hug her #Compliments
I’m reading @dinamanzo’s tweets thinking to myself, ‘who could possibly have ANYTHING bad to say to/about the Manzos? Stepoff crazy Haters!
I spelled Abrecrombie wrong #OhWell
Remember that song that was all, “I like girls who wear Abrecombie and Fitch?!” #DatedReferences
Hissing at Animals
I know I’m too old to “hiss” at animals, but I’ve been doing it since I was like 7 years old (was a freak back then too), and it brings me such joy and elation that I don’t ever want to stop. This morning I was walking Gia and I saw a bunch of crows and I let out the loudest HISS and it felt great.
At the Thompson Hotel with @molls and @Amadio and I feel a little bit closer to Heaven
You need to get some scissors and CUT IT OUT.– One of my employees :)
So I’m sitting at my desk, and a “customer” walks into my office (that rarely happens), and he’s like 6’5, handsome, muscular-beefy, lookin like some kind of Adonis-ProFootballPlayer-Hunk, and I was totally shocked and surprised. I probably looked like this
Don't be Jealous!
I’m sitting here at my desk-bored, unmotivated, and restless. And every time I look over at this Vanity Fair magazine with Lady Gaga on the cover (being graciously held up for the photo by one of my employees, and look at those beautiful nails!), I can’t help but think that it should be ME on the fucking cover instead of ME sitting here at this desk-bored, unmotivated, and restless. ...
Ugh I have made no efforts to control the hot mess that is my “look” today #BuzzYourGirlfriend
OMG just saw a woman scratch her vagina as if it were a testicle. #Uncomfortable
In the EastLo makin moves #Gayngster
thisstepsforward-deactivated201 asked: So, the guy I am dating totally looks like you (You don't have to publish this) I just thought I'd lay that out there....
Oh baby, people from Wales are Welsh.– MY GURRRRRRRL, SADE. OMG LOL> I am FUCKING DYYYYYING of laughter right now. I think somewhere in my subconscious I knew that people from Wales are Welsh? But “Walesian” is so fun; it makes me want to call up the Ministry (probably wrong too) of Wales, and ask them personally if...
On Friday night, I met up with my friends Traivor and Steven at the new gay hot spot, Villa. Since we had never been there before, we were all really excited because who doesn’t love going to new gay hot spots, am I right? Prior to meeting up, Traivor and Steven had a dinner at the Beverly Hills Hotel, and while they were there, they made the acquaintance of a very nice British gent from...
The Wisdom of Avril Lavigne
I’m sitting here thinking about all the lyrics to “Complicated,” and even though I feel a little bit shameful, cliche, and deeply un-hip admitting this, I feel like Avril really hit the nail on the head with “Complicated.” Sometimes I feel like life is really complicated for me, and sometimes I just want to ask life directly, ‘Hey life! Why do you have to go and...
Anonymous asked: HAHA if you hold your mouse over the thumbnail of the video Molly posted of the two of you in your Dashboard, the faces you both make are hilarious. :)