February 2011
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Not to get all Marie Antoinette on you guys...
But I really hate it when dirty, poor people touch me. Whenever I give money to the homeless, I ever so gracefully drop the money in their hands with a swift, ambidextrous “our hands never touched” flick of the wrist.
Satur4dayz-thoughts on Life and Six Feet Under
After I had a really fun, boozey (“flaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccccccciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid clown”-sorry for the random Death Becomes Her quote [that’s a lie-no I’m not]) Saturday afternoon with my gurl, Jason, I planted myself on the couch for some R&R. While I was going to go out and join my wife out on the town for a little Satur4dayz play time, I started feeling...
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“I don’t anyone but my buzz so chill & step to the left”
– My drunk facebook updates really are so on point.
January 2011
Anonymous asked: HI! Love your blog, Girl! How can I email you? I have lots of advice for Gia. My Bouvier Des Flandres is the same way. You can make it manageable and less scary, like my Ben. But she might always have that suspicious side (which is good).
Or email me at srose5112@gmail.com
Just
Or email me at srose5112@gmail.com
Just
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Why does she do that?
Why does my dog flip out on strangers? She’s becoming the Nene Leakes of the dog park because she clearly has anger management issues (and she’s naturally just a bitch). Don’t get me wrong-I bought my Cane Corso Italiano, Gia, so that she would maul any rapist, franchise thief, or asshole that ever crossed my sister’s way; but her naturally aggressive, dominant tendencies...
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thisismylovegame:
TLC- Creep
Best reaction of the night
yled:
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Stages of Grieving
Since I had a “situation” come to an end recently, I’ve gone through all the stages of the grieving process. Truthfully, it’s been an evolution. Whenever I see “him” out and about now, I’ve transitioned through the following stages of grieving:
At first-when I was first dealing wtih all of my emotions, when I thought I saw him in the parking lot of my...
Why would you...
Sister: I saw your Tumblr post about that guy texting you at 12:30am-why would you post that on your blog for people to read?
Me: What do you mean?
Sister: Do you want people to think that you're type of person?
Me: First of all, it was funny, and that was the entire point of the post. Secondly, yes.
Receiving Texts at 12:38am-
I was somewhat shocked to wake up to a text received at 12:38am from this random dude I’ve been talking to, because I thought it was pretty presumptuous. First of all, any text sent after 10pm is pretty much a solicited booty call invitation, which is fine by me, but let’s call it what it is. “Are you down for a late night cap?” Translation: “are you dtf?” I...
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Cosmopolitans like it's Season 3.
Today-I did my favorite thing in the world, well, one of my favorite things in the world: met my friend Jason for brunch and then sipped on afternoon cocktails-Cosmopolitans to be exact. I always joke that I drink cosmos like it’s SATC (Sex and the City) season 3, because they’re slightly dated, not that hip, but I don’t care because they’re good! The great thing about...
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TOP CHEF-more thoughts...
2. Antonia needs to take a little pill-called “CHILLLLLLLLLLLL.” She’s perpetually annoyed and inconvenienced almost. She’s too much for me. I don’t hate her though.
3. Tiffany-I liked her-that stocky, gritty little redhead. I was sad to see her go.
4. Jamie=aka TEAM USELESS. Like, what does Jamie do, besides complain and have tattooes? For realz. 5. Dale is...
Anonymous asked: can you do this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVouDl4lEC4&feature=player_embedded#
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Brilliant Thoughts-Lots of them-Lost!!!
OMG. I wrote a bunch of brilliant shit on my last post about Top Chef, and it’s not showing up on my post! WTF? Why is TUMBLR tryin to do me?!? Excuse me, why is TUMBLR tryin to do YA’LL by not alllowing you guys to read my thoughts and then LOL forever!??! TUMBLR really needs to come correct honey, ok?
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Top Chef-Carla
Top Chef isn’t really one of those shows that I watch all that often, but I’ve been watching lately and Carla is my faveeeeeeeeeeeeey. I adore her. She is so goofy, cute, whimsically child-like, and she always delivers healthy, unique, delicious dishes. Plus, she is the queen of making these types of faces
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Freaky Fridays: The "Silence is Golden-it's real,...
An important lesson I’ve learned lately: sometimes you can say a lot more by shutting the fuck up than you can by destroying someone’s delicately constructed, contrived ego (sometimes). Usually, when people wrong me, my first instinct is to go all Nenethia Leakes on them and just shut them down with the meanest, most visceral insults that my complex brain conjures up. In the past...
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Don't be sooo Insecure, Camille (Grammer)...
Me: Have you really been listening to country music this whole commute?
Sister: Have you really been listening to your ipod and not talking to me this whole commute?
Me: Don't be sooo insecure, Camille....
celinedionsbff-deactivated20120 asked: What are your thoughts on the reunion?
It just made me sad, if you were Kyle could you imagine Taylor speaking with such disrespect to your (obviously) mentally unstable sister and turning to you and asking for permission to do so? Hell nah.
And Taylor is EASILY the biggest crazy on that show.
It just made me sad, if you were Kyle could you imagine Taylor speaking with such disrespect to your (obviously) mentally unstable sister and turning to you and asking for permission to do so? Hell nah.
And Taylor is EASILY the biggest crazy on that show.
scrunchieonthedoorknob asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLJ_w5DXC1o
Have you seen this one yet? hahaha
Have you seen this one yet? hahaha
sixohthree asked: So I am catching up on the last two eps of RHOBH that I missed so I can be ready for the shit show that will happen tonight and this Alison Dubois character is TOO MUCH. I don't think I was prepared for her and that damn electric cigarette. Can she please be on the reunion? That would make it epic!
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“Be your best pimp and be your best whore. You’re literally fucking yourself...”
– My mother’s career advice today. (via molls)
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"Q as in Quixotic"
I’m on the phone with U.S. Airways and I had to give them a flight record number with a bunch of letters. To make things easier, I started to phonetically spell them all out like: “a like apple,” “b like boy,” and when I got to “q” I said- “q like quixotic,” and the flight attendant lady laughed at me on the phone. I don’t blame her...
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Does he make you feel like a Million Dollar Bill?
Good if he does, and if he don’t-kick his ass to the curb nearest your LEFT :)
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Wildin' Out-the gym edition
Since I cancelled Equinox, I’m spending as much time as I can working out there until the 31st just to get as much “beautiful gay man time” in, before I exclusively start using my LBC gym (until I move back to L.A. in May for permz). While I was on the elliptical tonight, I noticed a very fly looking man to my right, and I could see him sporadically looking at over at...
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The Problem with using Adam4Adam for dating...
Actual Text Conversation from this morning between me and a boy from Adam4Adam:
Him: Sup bro-it's Scott from Adam4Adam
Me: Oh hey! How are you?
Him: Horny for your ass
Me: ...........
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STD Friends.com- a place where singles with STDs... →
This is bananas foster. Don’t even ask me how I found this site. Ok, fine-I was looking for a picture of Margaret from Six Feet Under shouting at her husband’s mistress: “Hope you like Herpes Now!!!” Unfortunately, I never found an image of Margaret, but I did find a link to this website: www.stdfriends.com. STD friends is a place where “singles” with STDs...
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Effective Training Techniques for your 110lb Dog
Training Gia is a constant, daily process. Sure, she knows how to sit, stay, and most importantly: COME (I didn’t mean that as perverted as it came across-that’s literally what dog experts say is the most important command fyi). What we haven’t been as successful at teaching Gia is some basic respect. For instance, she’s a begger. She’ll sit there and stare at you...
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