- Sister: Edward...why are there Doritos ALL OVER THE COUCH??!!???
- Me: Cuz I was eating DORITOS.
- Sister: Yeah, but you like got them all over the couch.
- Me: Well I was ENJOYING my Doritos.
I’m leaving work early today, because I am going to be my wifey’s date at her work party this evening, and I’m really excited to meet all her colleagues/indulge in the open bar. Going to run to the GAP now to get something respectable with buttons (gotta exchange this horrible shirt I bought there), and then I’m going to get my FIT-N-ASS on, and then I’m going to get my nails done, hair done, everything did! Just really excited, so had to write about it! It’s like I’m getting ready for my Quinceañera except not!