August 2011
July 2011
- Sister: Edward...why are there Doritos ALL OVER THE COUCH??!!???
- Me: Cuz I was eating DORITOS.
- Sister: Yeah, but you like got them all over the couch.
- Me: Well I was ENJOYING my Doritos.
I’m leaving work early today, because I am going to be my wifey’s date at her work party this evening, and I’m really excited to meet all her colleagues/indulge in the open bar. Going to run to the GAP now to get something respectable with buttons (gotta exchange this horrible shirt I bought there), and then I’m going to get my FIT-N-ASS on, and then I’m going to get my nails done, hair done, everything did! Just really excited, so had to write about it! It’s like I’m getting ready for my Quinceañera except not!
It’s true. I think hooking up with brothers is TOO MUCH and should be left to people who are morally corrupt (excluding themorallycorruptfayeresnick). Now, hooking up with twins (at the same time) is an entirely different story.Ed made a pretty strict rule that if I ever hook up with brothers (as in men who are siblings), that he’ll spread vicious rumor that I’m a slut and never stop judging me, but CAN I SAY that I was oddly turned on by the Manzo brothers fighting off Kim G. on the last episode Real Housewives of New…
NEW JAM!Ok Selena Gomez, you are really bringing the Euro feel with this song and I am loving it. Just listen to this and imagine me walking around the streets of NYC, just waiting to join a flash mob to this. Or just enjoy it..
Miss Celie’s Blues - The Color Purple
I betcha think
I don’t know nothin’
But singin’ the blues
Oh sister, have I got news for you
I’m somethin’
I hope you think that you’re somethin’ too ..