July 2012
Put it on Him
Make him wanna marry me.
June 2012
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Watchmolls:
Thursday.
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Anonymous asked: I wanted to let you know how much i appreciate your blogging! at first i totally wrote you off for no real reason BUT you are so funny and perceptive and obviously really truly goodhearted that i just want you to be my spirit guide
Anonymous asked: Where do you buy your clothes? You always look so chic and Fab!
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numnumsbylaura:
dire straits - walk of life
aka...
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And the Award for Pettiest, Darkest Person Goes...
I like to indulge in my baser feelings sometimes. You should probably hear The Format singing “you know me” as you’re reading this. To my credit: I keep it 100. From my fingers to Gods ears, I will admit that I take delight in the petty, the immature, the fleeting happiness that comes with relishing in news that no well-adjusted, happy adult should relish in; so sue me, okay? ...
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“Bad boys ain’t no good. Good boys ain’t no fun.”
– Mary J. Fucking Blige , verbalizing a cliche I subconsciously live by.
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Anonymous asked: edward you are so funny. you're like my long lost twin. as a girl, i'm just really picky about physical space. like in a line, when someone stands right behind me, i will glare at them and feel physically uncomfortable. same with airplanes and eating space...i totally get you. are you really picky about people touching you as well?
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Re: No Internet on Our Southwest Flight
Me: Do they really NOT have Internet on this flight?
Sister: Yeah, no internet. And you really shouldn't have called our plane ghetto so loudly.
Me: But it is.
Sister: You know-you really are TOO much.
Me: Oh really? Well you really are TOO not enough.
