I just had a very powerful, very significant revelation that I simply must share with you all: BRACE IS THE PAULIE WALNUTS OF GIGOLOS! You can all stop obsessing about it now. Goodnight!
I really hope to be stacking lots of these new hundies.
Los Angeles! I’m performing in this show! I’m scouring my computer for things that I regret writing. Turns out, I’m terrible! Hope to see you tonight!
AIR HORN AIR HORN LASER LASER CRYING BABY AIR HORRRNNNNNNNN!
This is tonight! Unfortunately, Alie War had to drop out of the line up but we’ve got the amazing Dave Horwitz on the bill now! That’s sick! Get there early and get there thirsty (for drinks and very embarrassing stories we will all probably cry about afterwards).