Oh Hey, I'm Edward. Once upon a time: a bisexual, former-heroin-addict-hipster told me that I was "kinda fabulous," so this blog is about the reality and struggle of being "kindafabulous" (as well as "BEAUTIFUL, BLACK, PRECIOUS, AND COMPLICATED").

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Attention older gay men: I’m not just a HOLE

Just had a very weird online interaction with someone…. I’ve done the online dating thing for a while, and it blows me my mind how quickly (some) older men are willing to objectify me via email. It’s not cute, classy, attractive, appealing, or acceptable. If you think I’m gonna respond to you detailing how you’d like to penetrate me, then you must have lost your damn mind. Furthermore, there are plenty of slutty boys in this city-we live in LA. Don’t say you want an educated, intelligent boy when what you really want is a hole with no brain who spends your money and lives in your house. If you want someone like me, you have to fuckin earn someone like me by blowing me the FUCK away with your charm, wit, intelligence, sex appeal and soul. I’ve been very fortunate in the sense that I don’t need your dick, your money, your paternal nature, or anything relating to the offset power balance normal for intergenerational dating; I have all those things in abundance and am therefore looking for a next-level individual.

Thank You,

E.H.

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May 30, 2009
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