Oh Hey, I'm Edward. Once upon a time: a bisexual, former-heroin-addict-hipster told me that I was "kinda fabulous," so this blog is about the reality and struggle of being "kindafabulous" (as well as "BEAUTIFUL, BLACK, PRECIOUS, AND COMPLICATED").
Perhaps I have not made this abundantly clear: if CAMILLE GRAMMER quits The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I will quit LIFE. Do you all understand me? I am not the 1.