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I’m going to have to respectfully disagree with my boo Steven about Solange being snubbed. Sure, it may seem like Beyonce’s biological sister might be a trustworthy, amazing, and logical choice for the role of godmother for Blue Ivy. However, no one can deny that making Oprah your baby’s godmother might be the best thing you could do for your child in his/her lifetime (cha cha cha CHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG). Frankly, every single baby in the game should aspire to have Oprah as their godmother. In fact, making Oprah your godmother should be fetal aspiration. I’ll coin a new medical term called “Fetal Famous Godparent Aspiration Syndrome,” where fetuses aspire to have important, iconic godparents post their exit from the womb. Also, I feel like Solange would get that. I could see Solange just being like, “oh cool!” about Beyonce naming Oprah as Blue Ivy’s godmother, because Solange will have no problem embracing the role as the coolest auntie-reigning supreme in the world of cool aunties. Just look at the woman.

I’m going to have to respectfully disagree with my boo Steven about Solange being snubbed. Sure, it may seem like Beyonce’s biological sister might be a trustworthy, amazing, and logical choice for the role of godmother for Blue Ivy. However, no one can deny that making Oprah your baby’s godmother might be the best thing you could do for your child in his/her lifetime (cha cha cha CHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG).

Frankly, every single baby in the game should aspire to have Oprah as their godmother. In fact, making Oprah your godmother should be fetal aspiration. I’ll coin a new medical term called “Fetal Famous Godparent Aspiration Syndrome,” where fetuses aspire to have important, iconic godparents post their exit from the womb.

Also, I feel like Solange would get that. I could see Solange just being like, “oh cool!” about Beyonce naming Oprah as Blue Ivy’s godmother, because Solange will have no problem embracing the role as the coolest auntie-reigning supreme in the world of cool aunties. Just look at the woman.

19 notes
January 26, 2012
  1. mjsrace said: I agree on all accounts except for Solange being Supreme Queen of the World of Cool Aunties, I mean, Zooey could give her a run for her money…Could we perhaps have a perfect world of Two Supreme Auntie Queens? Yes? Great! xoxo
  2. becomingmia said: I agree with this. Besides the fact that I’ve always found it silly to name a close relative as a godparent. You’re already such an integral part of the baby’s life and family, give the job to someone important who’s not a blood relative.
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