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Earlier tonight, I was laying in bed with my giant dog, and when she got up to jump off the bed-I noticed a long, thick string hanging out of her derriere. Since I didn’t want my dog running around with a long, thick string hanging out of her derriere, I put on some gloves and attempted to remove this foreign item from my puppy’s anus. When I pulled on the string, it felt strangely thick, and when I pulled it out as far as I could-I felt something larger attached to it; and my dog yelped since I couldn’t pull it out. Pondering what this long string could be attached to-I panicked at the thought of it being a dead rodent. And then I really started flipping out-thinking that this was a dead mouse’s tail that I was pulling on, which meant my dog had been running around with a dead rodent inside her ass-laying on my bed, licking my face. All of these thoughts petrified me. Not being able to cope with the realistic possibility of this being a dead rodent, I called my sister and told her to come home immediately to survey the situation. Putting on some sanitary gloves, she took Gia outside and pulled on this string as hard as she could-fearing that a dead rodent would come out with the pulling of that string. Fortunately, it was just a piece of rope, as opposed to a dead rodent’s tail. This picture was taken shortly after.

Earlier tonight, I was laying in bed with my giant dog, and when she got up to jump off the bed-I noticed a long, thick string hanging out of her derriere. Since I didn’t want my dog running around with a long, thick string hanging out of her derriere, I put on some gloves and attempted to remove this foreign item from my puppy’s anus.

When I pulled on the string, it felt strangely thick, and when I pulled it out as far as I could-I felt something larger attached to it; and my dog yelped since I couldn’t pull it out. Pondering what this long string could be attached to-I panicked at the thought of it being a dead rodent. And then I really started flipping out-thinking that this was a dead mouse’s tail that I was pulling on, which meant my dog had been running around with a dead rodent inside her ass-laying on my bed, licking my face.

All of these thoughts petrified me. Not being able to cope with the realistic possibility of this being a dead rodent, I called my sister and told her to come home immediately to survey the situation. Putting on some sanitary gloves, she took Gia outside and pulled on this string as hard as she could-fearing that a dead rodent would come out with the pulling of that string.

Fortunately, it was just a piece of rope, as opposed to a dead rodent’s tail. This picture was taken shortly after.

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February 1, 2012
  1. mediocrethoughtsandthings said: Word of advice: Be careful when pulling strings out of dog butts! It could have been wrapped around her intestines and that would have been a bummer =\ Glad it ended well though!
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  4. grabtheshovelharold said: I see a lot of love. Such a sweet picture.
  5. dolcecheri said: Aw poor Gia but this just made my night. Dead rodent! lol!
  6. romee said: When I read “string” my mind immediately started to ponder the existence of giant mastiff tampons. DON’T PULL THE PLUUUUG! sorry. Glad she’s at peace and rodentia-free
  7. redhotandrosey said: I had to make the dry heave, “might puke in my mouth a little” noises while reading this. so glad it wasn’t actually a dead rodent!
  8. ratsoff said: rats off to ya!
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