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On Saturday night, I caught up on some less famous “reality television about a famous family” on Oprah’s network-“The Judds.”

Here are some of the thoughts that went through my mind:

1. “WHAT THE FUCK DID NAOMI JUDD DO TO HER FUCKING FACE!? FUCK. (The picture above does not do justice in accurately capturing Naomi Judd’s horrific plastic surgery. Big hair and big earrings are old-pro secrets for disguising a face lift, but I’m sad because Naomi Judd was absolutely gorgeous, a fucking knockout. And now she has destroyed her face in order to prevent the newly, culturally shunned, natural process of aging; which is tres-tragic. Still, I love Naomi Judd and she can really do no wrong in my book [except this horrendous plastic surgery]).

2. “HOLY SHIT! THEY ARE SO FUCKED UP!”-I had NO IDEA how dysfunctional Naomi and Wynona Judd are. Apparently, when Naomi moved to L.A.-she left her husband and her suburban existence to try out a new life in Hollywood. In the process, she ended up dating some heroin-addict-convict, who beat her and in the process-she exposed her children to all of the insanity of L.A. in the early 70s. It’s very obvious from this show that Wynona hasn’t really gotten over how fucked up and unstable her early life was, and she still harbors major resentment towards Naomi, who kind of selfishly makes it all about her. While they’re out visiting “painfully memorable” places in L.A. that marked various low points in their personal family history, Naomi is kind of narcissistic about the whole thing-to the point where it’s almost a complete disavowal of Wynona’s experience. Ultimately, Naomi’s narcissism blew my mind.

3. “LIFE IS CRAZY. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.”-Another thing that stuck out to me was the complete turnaround life presented for Naomi, Wynona, and Ashley Judd. While Naomi was struggling to make end’s meet in Hollywood, getting beaten up by her drugged out boyfriend, and doing the best she could to be a good/single mother to her girls-everything turned around for her after she and Wynona found success a singers. And Ashley went on to become this very famous, very talented actress! The lesson is: life tried to bring The Judds down, but talent picked them right back up and they soared to epic heights; so life is crazy. And I kinda hope the same thing happens to me!

4. “Ashley Judd is FLAWLESS. I need to post more pictures of her on my blog. And I’d love to see in her something on something in the very near future.” What can I say but, “Ashley Judd is flawless.”

15 notes
February 6, 2012
  1. thedailyfiona said: Remember 25 years ago when Mamma Judd was dying of liver disease so they did a big farewell blockbuster tour that sold out, broke pay-per-view records, and made them millions? Mamma didn’t die, but she is dead to me.
  2. chainletter2 said: i think it’s actually this post that’s flawless? ed, all of this is great. Ashley Judd has a new show coming out though, did you know? It’s basically like all those thrillers she made.
  3. marlahooch said: Wait, what show is this? What network? Where can I watch it?
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