Every time I spike my hair, I come out lookin like Ryan Fucking Cabrera
And that’s not cute. It’s toooooo frustrating. It looks good when I spike it, but now it’s looking too teeny bopper for my tastes. I’m not even sure if it’s socially acceptable for anyone to have crazy, spikey hair past the age of 25. I’m contemplating buzzing it like I used to every summer until I was 20, but now that seems a little severe. Sorry to be a big gay narcissist, but I’m seriously stressing. BAAH!
