Put Your Shirt On, Girl.
I realize that we all coexist in a permissively narcissistic internet sphere, but sometimes I find people’s transparent desperation just a little too much to handle. For example, this awful dude I know on facebook is always posting shirtless photos.
And congratulations: you’ve got a shitty (verified by me) personality and a great body; I’m super happy for you and your torso! But at what point is enough, enough? Like J-Lo, these are the questions I ask myself.
Hypothetically speaking-if he posted a shirtless photo at the beach, on a lake, playing volleyball-anything that might negate his constant, inherent, transparent need to be drooled over by various men via facebook-I could possibly stomach him.
Even the occasionally blatant self-homage to one’s narcissism doesn’t really bother me, because sometimes we all need a little encouragement. However, that’s not what homeboy does.
Oh no. He abuses my facebook feed with constant updates on his body in a very “look at me, look at me” (Julia Stiles-10 Things I Hate About You-mocking tone) under the guise that he’s merely “updating” all of us with how well his new workouts are going.
Like seriously? Now I get that I may post a photo or two, but I reserve my shirtless/slutty photos for the appropriate places that shirtless/slutty photos can be free to be, well, slut-ty. And that’s not facebook.
Sadly, all of the dudes who comment on this dude’s profile are just feeding into the problem, but it’s like, GET YOUR LIFE, girl(s).
Don’t encourage some heinous, narcissistic bogan with sad Xena Warrior Princess tattoos to indulge us with any more shirtless photos. He knows he’s got a good body, but what are his heart and brain like?
Shitty-I assure you. Now, if I were keeping it 100, I would copy and paste this very post onto Xena’s wall-just so he knew how I really felt. But I don’t have time for that type of active-internet-aggression. And I don’t have time to teach some grown-ass adult how to be less of an asshole.
Instead, I’m venting to myself (and to you guys), because I want this man to cover up his torso and cover up his desperation and contain his narcissism to an acceptable level. Now, excuse me while I go find the hide button so I can wallow in blissful ignorance.
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